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Edward Lazellari
TOR Books author of The Guardians Of Aandor series: Awakenings, The Lost Prince, Blood of Ten Kings. Former Marvel Artist, Poker Enthusiast, and Decent Chap.
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Outlander season 4 episode 1. What genius thought using that version of “America The Beautiful” in the final scene was a good idea? (Written in sarcasm font.)
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Edward Lazellari Jun 16
Replying to @FredFaour
Fantastic.
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Edward Lazellari Jun 16
Replying to @FredFaour
Fred, that’s very respectable performance. Were you in the Money?
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Edward Lazellari Jun 14
Replying to @FredFaour
Awesome.
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Edward Lazellari Jun 14
Dear Mayor , is there a reason Jersey City Sanitation randomly skips garbage cans? Did our property tax checks not clear?
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Edward Lazellari Jun 10
Replying to @Kate_Baker
Friendly.
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Edward Lazellari Jun 4
Replying to @Catrambo
Shoulders are sexy hot. Hence, the burka. No men in Saudi Arabia spurting in dark corners.
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Edward Lazellari Jun 4
Heh. I’m sure the books will be better than the show.
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Edward Lazellari May 30
Replying to @PrinceJvstin
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Edward Lazellari May 28
Replying to @PrinceJvstin
This was an SNL sketch written by Tina Fey. It featured Tom Brady as the handsome guy and Armistes as the “ugly” one.
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Edward Lazellari May 28
since you removed closed tops from your manhattan stores, can you at least provide plugs? Not everyone drinks coffee in the store. My stained shirts are a testament to your decision.
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RoboKiller Dec 3
RoboKiller is the new app that not only blocks unwanted calls from telemarketers & scammers, but also puts Answer Bots to work. Waste spammers' time, drive them crazy, and get revenge today. 🤖
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Bookworm Blues ♿️ May 23
Hey people. I wrote a book. I kind of like it. I kind of want other people to read it. If you’re into dark, lyrical fantasy, check it out. That would totally cheer me up. Seraphina's Lament (The Bloodlands Book 1)
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Amy Stapp May 23
I'm always looking for dark... give me your troubled heroines and creepy, atmospheric, towns... all your sinister twists and turns... Murder, suspense, and psychological horror in YA and Adult. If I 🖤 please send first 50 pp & synopsis with in the subject line
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Edward Lazellari May 23
Replying to @lemon_powered
You can order the books through bookstores as well.
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Edward Lazellari May 23
Replying to @BookwormBlues
Sounds feasible
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Edward Lazellari May 22
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Edward Lazellari May 22
Replying to @lemon_powered
A story as long as Game of Thrones about why that is. You should be able to order it on Amazon or B&. I know Northshire Bookstore in Saratoga Springs, NY still had a few copies from my signings. Their number is 518-306-7602.
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Edward Lazellari May 22
Replying to @BookwormBlues
I just created this meme which I will post to FB shortly. You are the first to see it. Hope it makes you smile.
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Edward Lazellari May 21
Replying to @PrinceJvstin
You do mean scraped and not scrapped, right. Case scrapped is a whole different level of revenge. That’s a dish served in liquid nitrogen level payback.
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