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Edinburgh Festival Fringe 4h
Want to find out how to register a show for inclusion in the programme? Join us at one of our online streamed sessions which are taking place this week and are packed with all you need to know to get started 📺
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Andrew Sedgwick Jan 19
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink
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Mark McMinn Jan 19
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I have a friend who’s butler’s left arm is missing. Serves him right!
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Jason Nocera Jan 19
Why do cats from outer space have trouble drinking their water? Because it's in flying saucers.
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Edinburgh Festival Fringe Jan 19
In a similar vein... Q. What do you call a patronising prisoner going downstairs? A. A condescending con descending.
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National Library Jan 19
Guess it's time for , eh ? 🤓
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Edinburgh Festival Fringe Jan 19
Q. What are caterpillars afraid of? A. Dogerpillars
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Jean Macdonald Jan 19
I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. What a waste of thyme!!
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Edinburgh Festival Fringe Jan 19
Q. What did one plate say to its friend? A. Don't worry. Dinner's on me tonight.
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Jean Macdonald Jan 19
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Louise Atkinson Jan 19
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2 oranges walk into a bar. One turns to the others and says 'your round'.
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Edinburgh Festival Fringe Jan 19
We just bought a new calendar. We think our days are numbered.
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On Reflection Jan 19
Where should you never tell a secret? Near a cornfield. There are ears everywhere.
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Edinburgh Chamber Jan 19
Listening to the radio, I found a station that played nothing but sounds of seagulls and ferries. Must have been the English Channel.
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Midlands Arts Centre (MAC) Jan 19
Where do fortune tellers dance? At the crystal ball.
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Edinburgh Festival Fringe Jan 19
It's time! Share your most cringeworthy jokes! Our first offering this week... Q. What swims and starts with a T? A. Two ducks 🦆🦆 Can you do worse?
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Edinburgh Festival Fringe Jan 19
Second only to how it looks in August 😇
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Creative Scotland Jan 17
The society is seeking to appoint an Artworker, to assist the Designer in preparing a wide variety of materials for the 2018 Festival Fringe. Deadline 2 Feb:
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Edinburgh Festival Fringe Jan 19
Replying to @blaiselucy @amybisp
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Edinburgh Festival Fringe Jan 19
Replying to @astroShady
We ❤️ this idea. Just drop us a message if you have any questions about planning your Fringe adventure! 😊
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