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Ed Faunce
Communication guru in training. Teach, write, entertain and nap at will.
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Ed Faunce Jul 19
Replying to @bader_diedrich
Over and over. Then again.
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Ed Faunce Jul 17
Replying to @toddbarry
Look out it’s a trap!
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Ed Faunce Jul 17
Replying to @analydiamonaco
Edie Adams was a pioneer in television as well. She was a creative force and archived as much of her and Eddie Kovac’s television series before the networks destroyed the film copies.
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Ed Faunce Jul 17
Replying to @DonCheadle
If that’s the case I can’t wait to see the power ball.
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Ed Faunce Jul 17
Replying to @BobSnz
Sounds like a rousing game of “Rock, Paper, Scissors is in order.
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Ed Faunce Jul 15
Replying to @MollyJongFast
No surprises in either case with this administration.
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Jemele Hill Jul 14
If y’all thought the reaction to Ariel was racist, as a longtime Bond fan, I can only imagine the type of reactions this might create. As someone who has seen every single Bond flick — even the Timothy Dalton ones — this is unbelievable. I will see this 5 times.
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Ed Faunce Jul 14
Replying to @TomArnold
My cat and I wish you many more happy ones Mr. A. 👍
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Hueva de Esturión 😎 Jul 12
Vea De Thor a este reto 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Ed Faunce Jul 13
Replying to @MollyJongFast
Alegedly blackmail.
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Ed Faunce Jul 13
Replying to @DaveVescio
I didn’t know you were in an episode of “Jay Leno’s Garage”.
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Ed Faunce Jul 13
Replying to @jumblejim
Eating too much angel food cake with strawberries. That’s a slow, and delicious way to die.
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Kevin MCDonald Jul 8
Announcing for 8 performances only, Kevin McDonald(me) from The Kids In The Hall is bringing his(my) new solo show(not horrible) off-broadway to from 8/25-8/31 Limited tickets per show on sale now, don't miss out! Tickets:
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Ed Faunce Jul 8
Replying to @BobSnz
That is a nice dog. But I’m keeping my shirt on.
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Mere Smith Jul 8
Wow, only 6 grand to sexually assault a coworker? Quick Q, SAG - how much would it cost to just start killing them? 15 grand? 20? Can I buy a bunch of actors at cost and upsell them to a murderous millionaire to stock his private island? 6 grand. You people are a joke.
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Keaton Patti Jul 8
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of horror movies and then asked it to write a horror movie of its own. Here is the first page.
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Ed Faunce Jul 8
from has a great “fan in the writers room” story about fruit getting angrily thrown into one. Hilarity ensues.
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Ed Faunce Jul 8
Just like Hard Day’s Night, I saw this one in the theater. I was a second grader and I forced my dad to take me both times.
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Keaton Patti Jul 6
Here's the problems with current Simpsons episodes: -Characters have 5 fingers -Moe's is a big coffee shop -Homer just isn't the same as he once was, he's dumber, he's no longer animated, his name is Joey now for some reason -The show isn't on TV, only on my old Friends DVDs
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Ed Faunce Jul 6
Replying to @AndyRichter
Same thing happens when I get caught farting. I’m relieved, yet feel sympathy for those surrounding me.
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