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Emily Crowe
Kentuckian | Occasionally funny | Big Time Chaotic | 🏳️‍🌈
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Emily Crowe retweeted
Thoughts of Dog 🏳️‍🌈 20h
the small neighbor human. has a big new toy in their yard. if you jump on it. you boumce. sometimes we jump at the same time. this is called a double boumce. i always knew we could fly. we just needed a little help
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WeRateDogs™ 🏳️‍🌈 13h
This is Honey. He will support your online shopping habits as long as he gets to hold the box when something arrives. 13/10 a superb deal
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WeRateDogs™ 🏳️‍🌈 Jun 16
This is Frank. He sneezed during his new bow tie photo shoot. Still handsome as h*ck. 12/10 bless you sir
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Emily Crowe 18h
“What does FBI stand for?” “Federal Bad Guy Investigators”
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Emily Crowe 20h
I’ve been in DC for a day and I’ve already seen more AirPods than exist in all of Kentucky
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Lauren Parkinson Jun 16
Me: So a stereotypical Southern white mom came up at work today- Dad: Tall, salon-dyed blonde hair, lots of bracelets, bright pink T-shirt, bedazzled jeans, husband standing quiet behind her? Me: That’s the one. Anyway-
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Emily Crowe Jun 16
How long do y’all think I should wait before I tell my new roommate that I know every single word of perfectly
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Emily Crowe Jun 16
Happy Father’s Day to the best guy I know, ft Scooby Doo pajamas I wished I owned today and my dad’s strangely impressive early 2000s mustache
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Emily Crowe Jun 15
Replying to @deana79
I’ll come back and visit! I’m sure I’ve got that compass tucked away somewhere lol
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Emily Crowe Jun 15
My mom just asked me if I’ve packed my moral compass for DC, yeah mom I put it right between my pet unicorn and the million dollars Twitter gave me for providing such good content
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Emily Crowe Jun 15
Replying to @HamptonBram
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Emily Crowe Jun 15
I leave for DC in 15 hours so should I start packing or should I start watching parks and rec for the third time
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Emily Crowe retweeted
Louisville Equipment Jun 15
🚨Giveaway alert! Since this shirt was so well received, we are giving it to 5 great fans. All you need to do is follow us and retweet it! Will pick the Winners at 8pm ET.
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Emily Crowe Jun 15
Replying to @kpimsri35
I’m wondering how I haven’t gone viral yet
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Emily Crowe Jun 14
“It’s ok if you fall apart, tacos fall apart and we still love tacos” is probs the best advice I’ve ever heard
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Emily Crowe Jun 14
Sorry to announce that all my twitter drafts got deleted and y’all are gonna have to deal with the shitty, poorly thought-out versions of all my jokes for a while
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WeRateDogs™ 🏳️‍🌈 Jun 13
This is Bokky. He got his tail colored for the parade this weekend. Wanted to let everyone know he loves you regardless of who you love. 14/10
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Emily Crowe Jun 13
Replying to @sophia_kimbell
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Emily Crowe Jun 13
Replying to @shankate95
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Emily Crowe Jun 13
Lol apparently my grandma is worried that living in DC is gonna “change me” like I’m not already a liberal, tatted, bi woman who once went to a party, had 10 margaritas, kissed two people, and then stood in a circle chanting “gay” over and over again the rest of the night
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