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elizabeth bruenig
Opinion writer at . Christian. Mama. Into ideas, jokes, birds. Email, don't DM. Story tips, media requests: Elizabeth.Bruenig@washpost.com
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elizabeth bruenig 6m
Replying to @Edikpoladian
they have seeds but the seeds are strained out
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Replying to @foolinthelotus
my mom thinks roosters are good luck
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Replying to @Theophite
so smooth
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Replying to @DrugHenwood
it's pretty flavorful but that's because it's mega concentrated, there's like 6 watermelons in there
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mods are asleep post watermelon jelly
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Replying to @mattyglesias
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Shannon Watts 10h
After an off-duty California police officer was pushed by a man with special needs. The man’s father intervened and stood between the officer and his son. Then the officer took out his gun and shot the man and his parents. Was he afraid for his life?
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elizabeth bruenig 3h
Replying to @AbiWilks
yeah, less than three weeks away. and i'm extremely short, so everything is extra compressed. lmao. get out of my body creature
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elizabeth bruenig 3h
Replying to @AbiWilks
when she's upside down and she kicks up toward my ribs, it sometimes pushes food up my throat from my stomach. metal
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Replying to @Comishav1990
he told her he likes them because they're very symmetrical
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elizabeth bruenig 3h
Replying to @dansaltzstein
i think matt blanket affirmed, but mostly because when she poses a question she sounds so hopeful
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Replying to @or_vice_versace
hot shower man
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elizabeth bruenig 4h
toddler quizzing Matt: -do you like flowers? -do you like buildings? -do you like mama? -do you like baths? -do you like squares? -do you like trees? -do you like my fingers? -do you like pumpkins? -do you like lights? -do you like donuts? important questions
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elizabeth bruenig 4h
doing this podcast with my mom, i learned things about her family i didn't even know — for instance, that her grandparents, migrant farmers from the texas panhandle, gleaned plums for jelly every summer. i'm glad i interviewed her, if only for family posterity!
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David Carroll 🦅 9h
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Scott Hechinger 8h
Replying to @RAICESTEXAS
SPEAK UP: has provided a template and an online form that you can use to email your congressional representatives.
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elizabeth bruenig 8h
you would have to pay me upwards of $5,000 to review a ten-act play dramatizing the mueller report
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elizabeth bruenig 9h
Replying to @PrettyBadLefty
oh boy
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Candida Moss 13h
We will be updating this story as news comes in .... I really hope that somehow there's a reasonable explanation for all of this.
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elizabeth bruenig 14h
me: i am applying for maternity leave coverage my company's insurance company: hmm...and why would that be me: well because i am pregnant and having a baby my company's insurance company: a likely story
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