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Rob Wesley
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Rob Wesley 5h
Replying to @kibblesmith
"A weapon forged on Marduk, the lost planet between Mars and Jupiter. The only way to destroy the Queen of the Sheeda and save New York. That's messed up."
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Rob Wesley 7h
If I was Kelsey Grammer I would step forward right now and offer to let Taylor Swift perform the theme from Frasier on the American Music Awards, only to be reminded shortly after that I only performed and did not write it and thus be forced to publicly rescind the offer.
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Rob Wesley 10h
Replying to @inthefade
Need to know if drippini guy also says "my wets"
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Rob Wesley 10h
Get a red 1990 Corvette, the only car worth eventually driving directly into the Delaware.
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Rob Wesley 10h
If Donald J. Sobol was still alive, and extremely online, and wanted me to join in on talking shit on someone who talked shit about Encyclopedia Brown, I'd probably do it.
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Rob Wesley 10h
Replying to @PPDJoeMurray
You could sell those for $9 at the gate, easily.
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Rob Wesley 13h
Replying to @gourmetspud
Just saw you got hit with the same answer multiple times, but worth it because it got me to check and see that several of Lilys albums from the same era that weren't available are now on there.
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Rob Wesley 13h
Replying to @gourmetspud
Must be regional? Because I've definitely listened to it/put songs from it on playlists recently.
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Rob Wesley 14h
Replying to @sepinwall
Pembleton trying and failing to do one of his interrogations in a bank vault: the definitive Proto-Holt moment?
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Rob Wesley 15h
Replying to @BenjaminBirdie
I don't know how tall he is, but Carl Hiaasen gives off a tall vibe. Maybe he can dunk.
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Rob Wesley 16h
This headline, but if it had been an article about The Rock Bottom Remainders putting together a pick-up basketball team to play five on one against Zion Williamson.
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Rob Wesley 17h
Replying to @Crawf33
It had to be the part about the mushy peas. Had to be.
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Rob Wesley 17h
Replying to @Crawf33
Guy on the bus today was listening to Rapper's Delight (could see what he was listening too, but not hear it) and nodding along - perfectly fine. But at one point he really nods and goes "Now, see - that's something right there" and I need to know what part of the song he was at.
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Rob Wesley 17h
Replying to @eastwes
(The Giant Eddie Murphy From DAVE Head would be floating around the whole time, like Zardoz.)
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Rob Wesley 17h
Replying to @eastwes
Pluto Nash is sent back from the future to kill a bunch of people who will unwittingly destroy the earth, all of whom are characters Eddie Murphy also plays. Who sends him back, you ask? Well that's obvious:
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Rob Wesley 17h
Replying to @pattymo
Truly admired that bold dedication to the jokes + weird, visceral violence formula that marked 80s comedies. Plus making it be a beloved old sitcom star who got a terrible gut shot.
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Rob Wesley 17h
Replying to @eastwes
If he's revisiting all the old hits, I want to pitch to Eddie Murphy a movie where he plays all of his old characters, including the movies where he played multiple characters, and they are all versusing each other.
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Rob Wesley 17h
"So, probably you'll just ignore Beverly Hills Cop 3, mostly, right?" "Oh, no. No no no. Part 3 will be the most important part now. The lynchpin of the series and its new direction."
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Rob Wesley Nov 13
Replying to @eastwes
(OK Computer is Radiohead's Christmas album)
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Rob Wesley Nov 13
Tie: Charlie Freak - Steely Dan Airbag - Radiohead
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