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Tim 7h
Replying to @kagato
This was my dry humor ;)
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Tim 10h
My kids are trained to only provide their name, rank, and serial number
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Tim 11h
Haha! Fools! I put everything I deploy in us-west-2 so I wouldn’t have this problem.
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Tim 11h
Replying to @ProgrammerDude
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Tim 11h
Replying to @sw17ch
it me
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Tim 11h
Replying to @smellycarney
I think he meant that as a reality-check counter-point. Rob's a standup guy.
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Tim 13h
Replying to @GunsDownAmerica
🥳🎉🪅🍾
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Tim 16h
Replying to @hornbeck @ezmobius
I need someone to send me some of those
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Tim 16h
I’m remembering today. He was taken from us too soon. I knew him both as a 20-year-old snowboard bum roommate and as a professional software developer. He was a character. If you knew him, think of him today. :)
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Tim 20h
I’m committed, as a developer, to never working on software projects like this. Furthermore, I’ll work against them wherever I can. Open-source projects maintainers should also. You should know who the users are of your libs. Chances are MS is leveraging open-source for this:
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Tim Nov 24
Replying to @0x0090
Why do people create models of anything in life? They are less expensive. For $1000 you can build an entire network at home.
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Tim Nov 24
Replying to @gunpolicy
As always, thank you for being you.
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Shea Levy Nov 24
Starting 12/7, I'll be joining as VP of Engineering! My initial focus will be on user-side tooling and infrastructure for software distribution and development, with some potentially revolutionary tech under the hood! Can't wait to help bring OSS to market!
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Tim Nov 24
Replying to @MrDanielBuck
They removed hunters safety and riflemen classes
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Tim Nov 24
Replying to @adrianfcole
Are you done yet? ... 5 minute timer ... Are you done yet?
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Tim Nov 24
Gantt charts are useful. I don't really like them in software but they are useful for other things in life using teamwork. People don't like them in software because estimates are _always_ wrong and you are left with a perpetual feeling of being "behind"
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Tim Nov 24
Replying to @Spoon_N_Knife
I hate turkey. I usually cook tacos, lamb roast, or greek food. Something with actual taste.
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Maxim Nov 24
me: Carefully writing code à la “make invalid states unrepresentable” designer: Can you render this invalid state for the user? My code:
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Tim Nov 23
Also laurelhurst isn’t downtown. Also fuck rioters
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Tim Nov 23
It’s been my experience that the is the most incompetent shipping company currently in business. They screwed up my change of address by typoing data -entry on my COA form. So now my mail goes to my neighbor. But, hey, elections went perfect. right?
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