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The Loch Ness Monster 3:19
想看就看,但不要擔心我,我正在療傷
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The Loch Ness Monster 3:19 4h
Replying to @butiyang
合法毒品!
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The Loch Ness Monster 3:19 4h
Replying to @butiyang
這裏很危險,別進來(?)
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The Loch Ness Monster 3:19 4h
Replying to @hellooOo0ooOo0o
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The Loch Ness Monster 3:19 4h
要掉進漩渦了
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The Loch Ness Monster 3:19 4h
Replying to @dying_zz
(猛然發現我又被餵食)
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The Loch Ness Monster 3:19 4h
我人生唯一一次用交友軟體被約出去,是因為我餓好多天(懶得出門吃飯),對方幫我帶打包的鍋底。 (但之後我就刪掉 app ㄌ)
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The Loch Ness Monster 3:19 6h
Replying to @BlueNessrA
(加入12月歌單)
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The Loch Ness Monster 3:19 6h
Replying to @g9164312
逼瘋我的密技
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The Loch Ness Monster 3:19 8h
突然意識到那幾個晚上,我的行徑就跟新聞上會看到的社會案件差不多,我離社會上避之唯恐不及的瘋子原來這麼近
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The Loch Ness Monster 3:19 8h
Replying to @PasserbyKim
不會,我總有一天會把他牙齒一顆一顆拔下來,而且他不能告我
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The Loch Ness Monster 3:19 8h
那些殺不死我的,都欠我人情債要還我一輩子
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The Loch Ness Monster 3:19 8h
點了 90 元的薑絲魚湯,打開包裝撈一撈,魚的大小加起來還沒有我手掌的一半大,我真是個盤子
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The Loch Ness Monster 3:19 11h
主管最好不要再吸牙了,我不確定我的理智夠不夠阻止我殺他
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The Loch Ness Monster 3:19 retweeted
OOBE Dec 1
想想小王子和他曾經拜訪過的那些星球。
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The Loch Ness Monster 3:19 21h
我今天晚上看了例行的牙醫還走千里遠去挑別人的生日禮物,重點是,我運動完了
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The Loch Ness Monster 3:19 Dec 2
Replying to @butiyang
大家!請讓這個可憐ㄉ寶寶睡覺!拜託!
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The Loch Ness Monster 3:19 Dec 2
Replying to @PasserbyKim
我也以為應該要這樣,但體會到的卻不是
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The Loch Ness Monster 3:19 Dec 2
自從知道日本標示食品用的賞味期限不代表有效期限,我就一直在想我可能也是個過了賞味期限的人,沒辦法拿去炫耀了
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The Loch Ness Monster 3:19 Dec 2
都是帶團用的音樂啦!!!!可惡!!!!!
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The Loch Ness Monster 3:19 Dec 1
我要把萬年拿來催眠自己的話再拿出來 因為我已經太過幸運,所以偶爾要發生一點慘事來平衡人生
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