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David Ballard
Purpose of Twitter is to discover how many Chrome tabs I can have open on my phone at once. So far, a lot.
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David Ballard 7h
"My dear, I can make it so."
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David Ballard 8h
Replying to @Olivianuzzi @ebruenig
my son wasn't much older when he repeated his first traveling salesman/farmer's daughter joke, which he wanted to have explained.
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David Ballard 8h
Interesting. The arrangement is very convenient. Mine is inner ring Philadelphia suburbs, 1920s
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David Ballard 8h
Replying to @FarFarrAway
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David Ballard 12h
Replying to @RobGeorge
Wonderful when people can tear naan together!
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David Ballard 12h
Replying to @rajandelman
tradeoffs
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David Ballard 13h
For reasons/history unknown to me, my house has, side by side, a bathroom (no toilet) and a toilet (no bathtub/shower. Very convenient.
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David Ballard 13h
Replying to @jelani9
Or Julien Castro
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David Ballard 14h
Replying to @xLiserx
no introductions or anything
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David Ballard 15h
sticking around and snoring loudly like an old man would be most on the nose
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David Ballard 16h
Replying to @dsquareddigest
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David Ballard Jan 22
I'd rather cast shade from the sun than throw it.
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David Ballard Jan 22
pod for people of destiny
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David Ballard Jan 22
penalty box for high schticking
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David Ballard Jan 22
Replying to @sarahcpr
does "leave me alone, for God's sake!" ever get suggested?
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David Ballard Jan 22
Replying to @tedgioia
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David Ballard Jan 22
there's a wealth of information in the various entries at
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David Ballard Jan 22
Replying to @internetalena
if you don't know where you're headed, any psychopath will take you there
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David Ballard Jan 22
Replying to @ebruenig
Thimas
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David Ballard Jan 21
Corn bread sticks are great because you'll also have a nice cast iron corn stick pan
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