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Rick G. Rosner
World's 2nd-highest IQ. Former Jimmy Kimmel writer. Genius &/or deluded. Read my tweet-thread memoir, "How to Be a Genius," right here!
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Rick G. Rosner 31m
Check your ratio, David Brooks. Nearly ten times as many people think your opinion is stupid as like it. Also, your wife is gleefully banging her yoga instructor.
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Rick G. Rosner 1h
You wouldn't do what you do if you believed in hell.
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Rick G. Rosner 1h
Mr. Prez, you shouldn't get to support gerrymandering unless you can spell gerrymandering. Also, Pennsylvania has 4.1 million Democrats and only 3.2 million Republicans. Why should Republicans get 72% of House seats?
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Rick G. Rosner 15h
170 experts ranked the Presidents. Even conservatives think President Giant Baby is a bad, bad man.
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Rick G. Rosner 15h
The Mona Lisa of Los Angeles My buddy Lance has been working on this painting for a year. That's a long, long time. We have a YouTube series about it.
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Rick G. Rosner 15h
Replying to @DrFifiRx
Would like it better if it were fictional.
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Rick G. Rosner 16h
Replying to @DrFifiRx
He's not the best.
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Rick G. Rosner 16h
vs. Trump in a 7-round Pay-Per-View boxing match. Winner takes all in the form of Presidential campaign funds. (Oprah TKOs Trump in the 3rd.)
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Rick G. Rosner 16h
Trump's Twitter Header: Trump & First Lady + Florida officials dealing with Parkland massacre Officials including Trump grinning at a mass shooting: 11 Officials who had the good sense to look a little sad: 8
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Rick G. Rosner 21h
170 political experts - conservative, liberal & centrist - ranked the Presidents. Trump is dead last. (If rankings were penis sizes, compared to the Mt. Rushmore Presidents, Trump's would be 13/16ths of an inch.)
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Rick G. Rosner 22h
Have been waiting for the first ranking of all Presidents including Trump by experts, and here it is! (Results aren't surprising unless you're a viewer in the early stages of dementia.)
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Rick G. Rosner 22h
Would be very much like Al Capone going to prison for tax evasion if Trump went to prison for rigging beauty pageants.
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Rick G. Rosner Feb 19
Similar to the feud between VP Dan Quayle and Murphy Brown, with the main difference being that Quayle was our dumbest VICE President.
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Rick G. Rosner Feb 19
Replying to @MKupperman
Even Caligula didn't tweet like an a-hole all the time.
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Rick G. Rosner Feb 19
Other famous feuds between Presidents and TV stars: Eisenhower vs. Ricky Ricardo Nixon vs. Mary Tyler Moore Jimmy Carter vs. The Bionic Woman Reagan vs. K.I.T.T. the talking car G W Bush vs. Dora the Explorer
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Rick G. Rosner Feb 19
Replying to @MKupperman
Yes!
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Rick G. Rosner Feb 19
Trump rated one of the worst Presidents? This can't be right. He's THE worst President.
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Carl Zimmer Feb 18
When people (including government officials) say, “Sure the world is warming, but how much is due to human activity?” you can say, “This much." (From )
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Rick G. Rosner Feb 18
If holds to under 100 points, I'm buying chimichangas for everyone in America.
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Rick G. Rosner Feb 18
Genius Idea for & Trump brand American flag adult diapers, "Just like the President occasionally wee-wees into!" So many more million$$ to make from your friends! (Hurry - he's President for only 14 more months)
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