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Rick G. Rosner
World's 2nd-highest IQ. Former Jimmy Kimmel writer. Genius &/or deluded. Read my tweet-thread memoir, "How to Be a Genius," right here!
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Rick G. Rosner 1h
Shania Twain, who thinks Trump "seemed honest," is Canadian and uninformed. People who've been aware of Trump since he became a celeb in the 80s know that he's always been the king of BS and bad faith.
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Rick G. Rosner 2h
Ways for socially awkward guys to go crazy: Dahmer: Kill and eat people Many dozens of creeps: Shoot up a place Rosner: Stay in high school for ten years while working on a theory of the universe (I think my way is the best!)
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Jimmy Kimmel Apr 21
A yr ago today, God gave us this tough little boy. Today, we thank the nurses & doctors at & who saved his life & those who shared thoughts & prayers. We cannot stay quiet. Please wish Billy happy birthday by REGISTERING TO VOTE!
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Rick G. Rosner 18h
Replying to @itsallchalkedup
Sweet but psycho. Makes things interesting.
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Rick G. Rosner Apr 21
Replying to @Paul25369808
Thank you! (She's a bit psycho, like her human.)
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Rick G. Rosner Apr 21
Too much coffee! Spewing bad takes on everything at the dog! Call me Tomi!
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Rick G. Rosner Apr 21
Errors in this tweet thread: 1 third-rate, not third rate 2 flunky, not flunkie 3 whom, not who 4 drugged-up, not drugged up 5 on his own account, not for his own account 6 whom, not who (again) 7 government, not Government 8 witch hunt, not Witch Hunt C-
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Rick G. Rosner Apr 20
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Rick G. Rosner Apr 20
Words misspelled, got wrong, or randomly capitalized in the past 24 hours: Council Campaign Obstructionist Server Documents Emails Nuclear Tests World Summit Fake News Media Poll Numbers Oil Very High Tax Cuts People Vote Commencement Speaker Shadey Leak Lie
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Rick G. Rosner Apr 20
Replying to @JRRoberts8
Solar & wind are less polluting.
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Rick G. Rosner Apr 20
If you're into "Two middle-aged Jewish guys yelling at each other" porn. So many new episodes!
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Rick G. Rosner Apr 20
Because ignorant teens are easier for him to bang.
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Rick G. Rosner Apr 20
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Rick G. Rosner Apr 20
Very hard to remove Jerk-in-Chief from office because he's protected by a wall of dishonest scum that's been under construction since before Reagan. It's like a political game of Breakout.
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Rick G. Rosner Apr 19
Trump hires Rudy Giuliani to scare America's kids into brushing their teeth.
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Rick G. Rosner Apr 19
Why Fleshlight and not Shtupperware? (Thought this up myself, but someone else may have independently come up with the same thing. You know, like Newton and Leibniz.)
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Rick G. Rosner Apr 18
Consciousness is self-schtick.
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Rick G. Rosner Apr 18
Hey climate change deniers Because stuff blooms earlier, my family's allergies kick in two months earlier than they used to. We will slap you with our snot-covered hands.
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Rick G. Rosner Apr 18
Replying to @DrFifiRx
Yes, brutal. Pence officiated the wedding.
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Rick G. Rosner Apr 18
Replying to @DrFifiRx
Not sure if he needs to watch what he eats.
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