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Rick G. Rosner
World's 2nd-highest IQ. Former Jimmy Kimmel writer. Genius &/or deluded. Overuser of . Am I famous enough to sell my memoir yet?
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Rick G. Rosner 2h
Replying to @dumbassgenius
(113) The alcove gave me some privacy to make my move. I was pumped. Literally.
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Rick G. Rosner 2h
Yes, unfortunately.
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Rick G. Rosner 2h
At least knows Abraham Lincoln is dead and was President. Baby steps.
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Rick G. Rosner 3h
Replying to @dumbassgenius
(112) I waited until B was standing at her locker, in the cool kids’ locker alcove at the north end of the cafeteria.
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Rick G. Rosner 4h
Replying to @dumbassgenius
(111) No one else in our class was even part of a couple, much less a couple that was red-eyed from CS gas.
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Rick G. Rosner 5h
Doctors aren't perfect. For instance, surgeons attempting to remove John McCain's blood clot accidentally removed his conscience.
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Rick G. Rosner 5h
Replying to @dumbassgenius
(110) B went to the riot with her boyfriend, the mayor’s badass son Scott Knecht, and got tear-gassed.
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Rick G. Rosner 5h
Replying to @dumbassgenius
(109) There was window-breaking, looting, slogan-chanting, crocheted vests, leather pendants, bralessness, floppy hats – the whole thing.
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Rick G. Rosner 6h
Replying to @dumbassgenius
(108) Here’s how cool B was: In May, 1971, when we were eleven years old, hippies threw a three-day riot a few blocks from our school.
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Rick G. Rosner 8h
Replying to @dumbassgenius
(107) (Peter Parker fell for Mary Jane Watson, Scott Summers and Logan fell for Jean Grey, Reed Richards fell for Sue Storm and so on.)
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Rick G. Rosner 8h
Replying to @dumbassgenius
(106) Dorks consistently fall for the one nice, cute, popular girl.
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Rick G. Rosner 9h
Texas Rep Blake challenges 3 female anti- Senators to a duel. Guessing he means an eating contest. Pies at ten paces.
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Rick G. Rosner 10h
Replying to @dumbassgenius
(105) So I had to ask her before anyone else did, and I needed enough time to ask someone else if she turned me down.
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Rick G. Rosner 21h
Always want to tell characters in dark bloodthirsty shows like Breaking Bad & Ozark that it's okay - in real life they're rich famous actors
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Rick G. Rosner Jul 24
Replying to @dumbassgenius
(104) She would soon be voted “Best Personality” in our yearbook.
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Rick G. Rosner Jul 24
Replying to @dumbassgenius
(103) B was pretty and popular (and smart – a future doctor), the one cool girl in our class who was nice to everyone.
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Rick G. Rosner Jul 24
Replying to @2p2TrollCat
But I get your point. Whole thing makes me nervous.
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Rick G. Rosner Jul 24
Replying to @2p2TrollCat
Following family's advice - they say it's the Age of the Thread. Just an experiment.
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Rick G. Rosner Jul 24
In LA traffic, you're never more than 28 feet from a distracted driver. Honk at everyone.
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Rick G. Rosner Jul 24
Replying to @LizHackett
I yell & honk & flip off, but it's not satisfying. Never causes a jerk to be squashed by a falling safe. (4 seconds)
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