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Rick G. Rosner
World's 2nd-highest IQ. Former Jimmy Kimmel writer. Genius &/or deluded. Read my tweet-thread memoir, "How to Be a (F**ked-Up) Genius," right here!
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Rick G. Rosner 1h
Replying to @LinuxGal
Eyes have independently evolved a bunch of different times. Couldn't pick a worse part of the body to try to disprove evolution.
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Rick G. Rosner 15h
Replying to @Globetoppers
Thank you! Still in rehab, but slowly doing better.
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Rick G. Rosner 15h
Replying to @ScoutBronson
Good at keeping his paws to himself, not strong on foreign policy.
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Rick G. Rosner 22h
Dammit, Al Franken.
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Rick G. Rosner 22h
EVERYONE CALM DOWN And dismount your high horses. The 14-year-old girl forcibly molested by pedophile Roy Moore was an ancient 98 in dog years. So everything's cool.
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Rick G. Rosner 22h
Under today's zero-tolerance policy for pawing at women and nuzzling crotches, Air Bud would have never been President.
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Rick G. Rosner Nov 22
24 million of those Americans are traveling to their parents' homes to yell at relatives for wrecking America by voting for you!
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Rick G. Rosner Nov 22
For those about to do battle with Trump-voting, Roy Moore-supporting relatives, I salute you. May the flying candied yams be forever in your favor.
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Rick G. Rosner Nov 22
Replying to @BarryWirth @AJ_Ski_Bum
Someone teach these proud patriots the rule about not pointing weapons at yourself or others.
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Rick G. Rosner Nov 22
Botty McBot
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Megan Amram Nov 22
roy moore wasn't even a covert child molester. he was like pepe le pew with that shit
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Rick G. Rosner Nov 22
According to a recent analysis, Trump’s family business may only be worth one tenth of what he claims it is. Trump’s business is the Trump’s penis of businesses.
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Rick G. Rosner Nov 22
Replying to @doghaircoffee
That's true.
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Rick G. Rosner Nov 22
Replying to @StephBMore
It is.
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Rick G. Rosner Nov 22
Replying to @AnnQld1
Yep. Everything the Prez does is awful.
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Rick G. Rosner Nov 22
Congratulations on completing your time on earth without being accused of sexual harassment.
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Rick G. Rosner Nov 21
Hey Here's a cop who says she worked on the Roy Moore perversion prevention patrol. You ❤❤ cops! Go ahead and believe her, pal!
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Rick G. Rosner Nov 21
Replying to @SlikClik
Thanks to OCD, I've spent a lot of time on IQ tests. Doesn't always translate to wit.
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Ken Jennings Nov 21
Good news, my Gross Powerful Male wall calendar is going to be a daily desk calendar in 2018.
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Rick G. Rosner Nov 21
Replying to @AlexKaseberg
Can still show mine. Just have to make sure I'm being paid to do it in art class. (Or show it to the dog, at home.)
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