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Amanda Duarte
writer-performer, regional sex symbol, co-creator of , radish enthusiast, just a really great guy
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Amanda Duarte 10h
Replying to @redditships
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIM AS FAST AS YOU CAN
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The Volatile Mermaid 19h
Marijuana isn’t a gateway drug but Joe Biden is a gateway conservative.
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Amanda Duarte 10h
Replying to @NellSco @FancyFeast
I HATE THIS
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Jeff Hiller 13h
The Designing Women Monologues at Joe’s Pub Monday 11/25 at 9:30pm with starring as Julia Sugarbaker! What a dream!!!
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Amanda Duarte Nov 16
who has a blu-ray player
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Amanda Duarte Nov 16
Replying to @ColeEscola
Goddamnit
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Cole Escola Nov 16
Okay, you little pigs begged me to list what I've accomplished this decade...
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The Rude Pundit Nov 15
Remember back in 2015 when the Center for "Medical Progress" released heavily-edited videos supposedly proving that Planned Parenthood illegally sold fetal tissue? PP sued and, today, those lying worms at CMP just lost big.
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Billy Wayne Davis Nov 14
If you’ve ever wondered what two lines of cocaine would discuss.
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Kristin Mink #ImpeachTrump #ImpeachKavanaugh Nov 14
The Federalist Society, which donates copious amounts of💰to conservative candidates & then “suggests” conservative judges for appt is hosting a black tie dinner w/ Kavanaugh as keynote speaker. Protesters dressed as staff are handing out these programs.
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Jennifer Bendery Nov 14
This massive video of Christine Blasey Ford's testimony is playing on repeat in front of Brett Kavanaugh's dinner guests as they wait outside.
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Lauren Duca Nov 14
I thought I was excited about Elizabeth Warren, but has made me pause to consider her many flaws
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Amanda Duarte Nov 14
this misleading headline implies that there is such a thing as a gender reveal "celebration" gone right
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Amanda Duarte Nov 14
Replying to @BradLoekle
hahaha no but seriously clothing???
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Amanda Duarte Nov 14
Replying to @BradLoekle
oh fuck. does it work on clothing too?? How about the human heart? Mine is DARK STAINED
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Marc Nov 12
happy anniversary to this psychotic story
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Amanda Duarte Nov 13
Replying to @duarteamanda
These could more accurately be described as "teeny scuffs," which incidentally is also my pet name for your mom
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Amanda Duarte Nov 13
Hey has anyone successfully repaired minor scratches on their eyeglass lenses? The information superhighway has a lot of conflicting suggestions and I don't want to fuck them up as they cost more than sex with your mom which doesn't cost that much but the glasses cost a lot
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Amanda Duarte Nov 13
Items I Have Found In The Pockets Of Coats I Haven't Worn Since Last Winter 1. My spare keys, which I absolutely turned purple looking for and finally paid a million dollars to replace 2. a $10 bill! 3. >600 ponytail holders I will update this list as coat season progresses
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Amanda Duarte Nov 13
Replying to @kennymellman
<3
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