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You know, for kids. Yes, I do have a tinyletter, and thanks for asking:
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RM 5h
Replying to @ObscureGent
This was way ahead of its time:
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Greg 3 Jun 14
HEADLINE: GUILTY OF MANSLAUGHTER *slams down paper* Jesus Christ, Ruth, these goddamned liberals are making it illegal for a man to laugh!
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RM 5h
Happy birthday to the great . And follow him already. It can’t get any worse than this.
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FroVo Nov 12
Common Bird Calls: hoo - owl coo - dove shoo - pigeon too - mockingbird foo - fighter bird poo - shitbird loo - english shitbird roo - australian hopping bird boo - dead bird (haunted) moo - cow (not a bird)
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RM 9h
Replying to @behindyourback
Don’t forget the quickly improvised Halloween snacks.
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RM 9h
Is this true, ?
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Top Animal Facts 10h
Whales swallow 7000 spiders in their sleep each year
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RM 11h
Replying to @dorsalstream
SPECIAL REGIONAL EDITON: You can always spot the Upper East Side society squirrels; they’ve all had their cheeks done.
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RM 11h
You can always spot the wealthier older squirrels; they've all had their cheeks done.
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RM 11h
Replying to @FeralCrone
Well, you are great in everything.
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Pru 11h
*punches you in the face* WHY AREN'T THESE KIND BARS WORKING
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RM 11h
Replying to @markedly
is this canon?
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RM 11h
Replying to @chuuew @notalogin
MURDERER: I think it's just the wind ME: haha good one
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Line Art Lionheart 15h
BOSS: Can I talk to you? ME: Is this because I've been starting every meeting with an agenda reveal party? BOSS: No, those are great... I just wish you hadn't literally axed Jim
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RM 12h
Replying to @isabelzawtun
Yes, like movie-starring-Jake-Busey bad.
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RM 13h
Replying to @isabelzawtun
Hahahaha OMG
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Johnny Normality 15h
You, a weak willed fool: I drink various plant fluids for their antioxidants. Me, charged with a terrible strength and courage: I will drink the oxidizer right out of the space shuttle's tank because my fate is my own.
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Kristin Nov 11
Good luck finding a notebook at Target that doesn’t have a high-pressure slogan for achieving greatness on the cover
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RM 13h
Come on, I bet it's really because you have to put that guard thing in your mouth.
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kim thanks 🦃 14h
scrubs dogs 🤝 🤝 hanging out the 🤝 passenger side 🤝 my mother’s a seatbelt from coat the 80’s
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