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dontdrinkbeer
dont drink beer. Let me take care of that for you. Comedy beer reviews posted daily, all up in your domepiece.
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dontdrinkbeer 5h
Dang dude no way I bet that hazecan tastes totally unique amongst the rest of your identical, oversaturated orange juice photos of eggdrop soup. Be sure to cross tag your pod and hit the engagement limit with every…
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dontdrinkbeer 5h
That one BrothPA enthusiast who is all proud of his $50 KJjKjjjKKjJj hypecan from the recent Treehouse release
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Revolution Brewing 14h
Summer Barleywine. It's definitely a thing, and we can't wait for you to try ours. Join us in just over a month when we'll be introducing two all-new Straight Jacket variants. More info/RSVP ->
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dontdrinkbeer Jun 16
Stivo at was delicious and that Father’s Day experience was predictably pure nightmare fuel. I can usually have free license to complain at industrial facilities about kids being selfish irrational…
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dontdrinkbeer Jun 16
A bartender on a slow shift exhibits that same zoochosis and lateral pacing of a tiger in captivity, the tight turns and awareness of circumstance. Another splash of hef to quell the confinement.
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dontdrinkbeer Jun 16
Happy daddies day to all the barrel chested daddies out there this is my absolute favorite beer than Upland makes and it always succeeds in reminding me of the depth and character that any given…
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dontdrinkbeer Jun 16
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dontdrinkbeer Jun 15
revbrewchicago gon be fresh as hell if FDAs watchin @ Los Angeles, California
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dontdrinkbeer Jun 14
is playing 4D chess while y’all on some 2 row shit @ Santa Monica Pier
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dontdrinkbeer Jun 14
These new Hudson Valley beers are getting completely out of hand
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dontdrinkbeer Jun 13
“No yeah. Total diacetyl yeah anyway so can I get you another taster or are you gonna just ask for more “splashes” until your homebrew buddies show up with Yeti cooler bags?”
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dontdrinkbeer Jun 13
The tasting room server just barely tolerating you declaring your tasting notes to everyone within earshot
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dontdrinkbeer Jun 13
Another day another sold out maltcoutureddb live show where the audience goes aleshit on some dark lord pipette fueled madness. We went to kilokilobrewing in Paso Robles and discussed the gamblers fallacy, new dark…
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dontdrinkbeer Jun 13
“No I mean Fundamental still tastes as good, but like. What’s even the point now if I can only flip it for $50? Now I gotta drink all these stupid world class bottles I made nana line up for-“
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dontdrinkbeer Jun 13
throwback to 2014 for extreme justice
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dontdrinkbeer Jun 13
Replying to @dontdrinkbeer
cant believe Rev brewing didnt even like this tweet from half a decade ago. Such disrespect
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dontdrinkbeer Jun 13
When dudes line up for beer just to trade it away and complain about how limited it is so the brewery expands and then it doesn’t trade as high
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dontdrinkbeer Jun 13
I get those goosebumps every time 🦛
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dontdrinkbeer Jun 13
I get those goosebumps every time 🦛 🦛 🦛 @ Sunset Park, Santa Monica
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dontdrinkbeer Jun 12
Winning the Stanley Cup: the only time that StL Beer bros will actually open Side Project bottles instead of laundering them into whiskey and then selling the bourbon for max profits, a time for true celebration.
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