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Donaeld The Unready
The best medieval King out there. I'm the bretwalda. The bestwalda. I've got great swords, everyone says so. Make Mercia Great Again. Great thoughts, all my own
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Donaeld The Unready 14h
Mercians! Don't waste your coin on seeing that Norman embroiderment when there's good honest Mercian illumination of YOUR GREAT KING Donaeld and all his great achievements to see. is soon to be ordered to display them.
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Donaeld The Unready Jan 17
Too much foreign embroiderment of our history. Keep the alien tapestries out!
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Donaeld The Unready Jan 16
Apothecary monk says I have the GREATEST WEIGHT! Even greater than loser Mero-Whinge-ian Charles the Fat! Soon they'll call me Donaeld the Great!
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Donaeld The Unready Jan 15
YOU LOST. GET OVER IT BRITONS!
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Donaeld The Unready Jan 15
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Donaeld The Unready Jan 15
I told that liar Gildas, I said I am probably the least tribalist person you've ever scribed. Fact.
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Donaeld The Unready Jan 14
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Donaeld The Unready Jan 14
All fine in Mercia, doing lots of making it great again DESPITE FALSE CHRONICLES
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Donaeld The Unready Jan 14
Who do these fools think they are trying to force GLORIOUS MERCIAN HISTORY together with swampy East Anglian past dross, moany Northumbrian folktales about their "greatness" and Wessexian historic LIES (Last Kingdom my erse) in to a fake ENGLISH history! NO SUCH THING!
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Donaeld The Unready Jan 14
Mainstream bards not even trying to tell THE TRUTH with their FALSE CHRONICLES. They transcribe the manuscript of a moon addled monk, they lie and cheat and say bad things about me and are mean and undermine my GREAT DIPLOMACY towards crappy kings and it's not fair.
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Donaeld The Unready Jan 14
BALLISTIC PICTS (THEY'RE FURIOUS) INBOUND IN NORTHERN MERCIA. SEEK BRAVE KING DONAELD THE UNREADY AND COWER AROUND HIM TO FORM HUGE SERF SHIELD. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. SAVE YOUR GREAT (SO GREAT) KING.
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Donaeld The Unready Jan 13
MERCIA FIRST!
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Donaeld The Unready Jan 13
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Donaeld The Unready Jan 13
Sad haters at FAILING say I've got no intelligence but a pretty churl from Kent spent today telling lots of important stuff, like how much intelligence I've got and how great I am and loadsa things like that so actually I am very intelligent thank you.
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Donaeld The Unready Jan 13
Im the best at ecaminations. My own personal apothecary, Aelfric the Decayed, has declared I'm the HEALTHIEST KING EVER! Sucks to be you ex-kings! No wonder you're all dead.
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Donaeld The Unready Jan 12
DANES OUT. ELMETIANS OUT. HWICCANS OUT. PICTS OUT.
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Donaeld The Unready Jan 12
Never said anything bad or nasty about stupid Hwiccans. I've always been very diplomatic and kind, nothing but respect for the pointless kingdom. In fact I've got a great relationship with their loser king. Going to have to start scribing down meetings- too much lying!
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Donaeld The Unready Jan 12
WHERE EVEN IS NAMBIA?
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Donaeld The Unready Jan 12
My rivals seem intent on letting skilled Thegns and medicine into Mercia through rivers and the VERY BAD Welsh border! There is no place for either in Mercia! It's my job to king really hard for the hoards of Ealdormen and Loyal Thegns who like me.
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