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Donaeld The Unready
The best medieval King out there. I'm the bretwalda. The bestwalda. I've got great swords, everyone says so. Make Mercia Great Again. Great thoughts, all my own
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Donaeld The Unready 3m
Deira putting trading restrictions on decent Mercian milk, just b/c it's bit green. Lumps good for you! Fine! No more timber deal.
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Donaeld The Unready 6m
Replying to @Pericles430BC
No idea what your so called offer is, all Greek to me.
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Donaeld The Unready 19m
Paulanus of Nutter to stand for Witan, as soon as he can build a Great Hall wherever he is going to stand. Good luck Paul!
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Donaeld The Unready 4h
We all know Offacare total disaster! So Witan have bravely offered to protect serfs from it by keeping it themselves. SO BRAVE!
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Donaeld The Unready 5h
Would be difficult for Mercia to refuse to help Wessex attack Cadwallon, Drippy King of Gwynedd, partly b/c of allies, mostly b/c he's Welsh
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Donaeld The Unready 9h
Council of thegns all very impressed what I've done with White Hall, looks great they said as they discussed something really boring. YAWN.
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Donaeld The Unready Apr 26
Not chips on my shoulder, just some great advice.
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Donaeld The Unready Apr 26
Seriously though guys, what's the point in being king if you can make a little coin on the way. Gonna be minted.
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Donaeld The Unready Apr 26
Mainstream Bards singing alternative saga about me changing flax laws to suit me! Promise I'm not linen my own pockets. No pockets anyway!
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Donaeld The Unready Apr 26
If only sad hater monks would take a vow of silence! Always criticising my work and my kinging! Gotta few signs for them.
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Donaeld The Unready Apr 26
Chroniclers scribing my GREAT MANUSCRIPT offering free shipping for all Saxons, Jutes and Angles. NO DANISH SHIPPING THOUGH!
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Donaeld The Unready Apr 26
We're gonna and the drippy Welsh and pasty Cornish are gonna pay for it. Donaeldgeld will flood in. ABSOLUTE TRUTH!
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Donaeld The Unready Apr 26
My facts are the greatest. FACT! Twisty hating monks got very poor facts. Giving them to bad monk Bede n other Fake Chroniclers! Bad!
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Donaeld The Unready Apr 25
speaking of GREAT CHRONICLES, Mercia still needs your Donaeldgeld. I would give myself but need it for building dyke
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Donaeld The Unready Apr 25
Due to vellum shortage cannot release Witan manuscripts on O'Flynn, had to already scrape the clean to write more of my GREAT CHRONICLE. Wow
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Donaeld The Unready Apr 25
Banks refusing to stand tall in fenny East Anglia. BAD AND WRONG! Leaving folc he knows nothing about to fight incoming tide of tide. Sad.
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Donaeld The Unready Apr 25
Daughter doing great job telling Stay-at-home Saxons what it takes to be real woman n how important it is to have a great king as dad! FACT!
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Donaeld The Unready Apr 25
Twisty monks tried 2 distract me from GREAT SAGA about my victories during matins but I shushed them. What happened to vow of silence? LIARS
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Donaeld The Unready Apr 25
Sad hater hermit monks saying I'm putting own trading success before MAKING MERCIA GREAT AGAIN! Total lies! And thegns at Mercia-Lago agree!
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Donaeld The Unready Apr 25
Frankish seriously about to trust someone called Marine with defence against THE SEA! Worst idea since Charles the Bald's wig/wic disaster!
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