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Donaeld The Unready
The best medieval King out there. I'm the bretwalda. The bestwalda. I've got great swords, everyone says so. Make Mercia Great Again. Great thoughts, all my own
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Donaeld The Unready Oct 16
Today while riding Mare Horse One I was almost blown off by Ophelia. You can do anything when you're king.
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Donaeld The Unready Oct 16
Warning to all small Mercian villages: there's a storm coming for you. Repeat: Hamlets! Beware of Ophelia.
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Donaeld The Unready Oct 16
Replying to @donaeldunready
. Did Loser Offa have this personal touch? NO! Just sent some gold and a useless sob story parchment about how sorry he was. WIMP!
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Donaeld The Unready Oct 16
Unlike other kings I always visit the families of my housecarls who died in battle to find out if they have more sons to die for me.
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Donaeld The Unready Oct 16
We're putting record (low) amounts of geld into apothecary care and practical healing! Much better than loser Offacare
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Donaeld The Unready Oct 16
AN ORANGE SKY FOR AN ORANGE REIGN!
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Donaeld The Unready Oct 15
FALSE CHRONICLES!
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Donaeld The Unready Oct 15
A week in which I do more things better than any other King. Ever. Take that Offa.
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Donaeld The Unready Oct 15
Replying to @iwm21
FACT
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Donaeld The Unready Oct 15
Traders and wics doing SO WELL under my rule! Those in the know say they've never seen so many massive cogs in Mercia before!
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Donaeld The Unready Oct 15
Many folc talking, with much agreement, about my Geat speech today. More agreement with that speech than any in Mercian history. Wow
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Donaeld The Unready Oct 14
I'm making a stand against removal of traditional Mercian values like griffon stoning and horse trumpeting! We're taking our Kingdom back!
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Donaeld The Unready Oct 13
SNEAKY DANES in full metal armour! Bad and Wrong.
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Donaeld The Unready Oct 13
Lotta folc out there crying Wolf, just because there's a lot of wolves out there. Get a grip you cissies!
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Donaeld The Unready Oct 13
Can't keep housecarls in Lindisfarne for ever! Loser monks will have to stand on own two feet. Maybe stop kneeling, you lazy monks!
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Donaeld The Unready Oct 13
If they're not careful FALSE CHRONICLERS will be revoked. K I L L E D. Revoked.
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Donaeld The Unready Oct 12
Didn't want to meet Wessex Queen (not a looker) anyway. No point, soon it'll all be Mercia!
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Donaeld The Unready Oct 11
Bards say "But it could be your daughter." Of course it could be, she's pretty hot, what sort of Viking wouldn't want her?
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Donaeld The Unready Oct 11
Folc asking why more women stolen and taken into slavery by NO GOOD Danes didn't speak out. GOOD QUESTION. Maybe they're faking it.
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Donaeld The Unready Oct 11
Lotta women going on about being pillaged by Danes. Why weren't they in a nunnery? Gotta ask whether they were asking for it being outside
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