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Donaeld The Unready
The best medieval King out there. I'm the bretwalda. The bestwalda. I've got great swords, everyone says so. Make Mercia Great Again. Great thoughts, all my own
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Donaeld The Unready 7h
More teats, fewer beaks. New policy. Love it.
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Donaeld The Unready 7h
. I blame Margeret the Thatcher. Snatcher of milk from young buzzards everywhere
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Donaeld The Unready 7h
. The Red Buzzard disappears up its own arse in a spiral of confusion.
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Donaeld The Unready 7h
No Sax-on please, we're English.
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Donaeld The Unready 7h
. We need more Angles and fewer Danes!
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Donaeld The Unready 8h
. Flaxism. The insistence that flax is the only true weft and that outsiders like cotton should never be mixed in.
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Donaeld The Unready 8h
. It's looking pretty good right now. I've gotta lotta respect for watery dames.
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Donaeld The Unready 8h
FALSE CHRONICLES about my supporting serfs waving Danish symbols at the Witan yesterday, guess what guys, TOTALLY FALSE. Just high spirits!
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Donaeld The Unready 8h
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Donaeld The Unready 9h
Bernie-cian Barding Collective banned from Witan! They'll have to make up their own Twisty animals now! Bye losers! Illuminate elsewhere.
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Donaeld The Unready 12h
Danes dressed as Good and Honest Mercian serfs are invading Great Halls all over Mercia calling for my head! Outrageous! Can't accept my win
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Donaeld The Unready 16h
Lotta scribes saying I've got problems with female bards/minstrels. LIES, no-one's got more respect for women, minstrelating or not. FACT!
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Donaeld The Unready 20h
So called "tough guys" the DANES only sail in longships! What are they compensating for?! We need answers!
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Donaeld The Unready 21h
Mercia fallen behind in cutting edge weapons technology, particularly swords and spears. We must achieve New Spear Supremacy! FACT!
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Donaeld The Unready 22h
Grendel impersonator the Goverwock saying my reign will be shorter than Sissy Oswald. Total lies, I have the longest reigns, everyone knows.
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Donaeld The Unready 22h
Sorcerers from Lindsay say they've discovered a talking stake that cannot lie! Great to be living in a Truth Post kingdom. FACT!
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Donaeld The Unready Feb 23
Security manuscript snuck out from East Coast Scriptoria show Twisty monks training rabbits to fight! BAD! These guys are on a hare trigger!
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Donaeld The Unready Feb 23
Sad loser mainstream bards singing about life of boooring Saints. Werburgh the goose botherer. Edmund the pincushion. Nothing about me! SAD!
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Sean Halfwity Feb 23
Question of the Day: What do you think of the lying, cheating, cowardly, dastardly, cretinous and treasonous ?
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Donaeld The Unready Feb 23
What really happened in Swindon! Pillage capital of Wessex! Liberal Jutes would let all these Vikings in! NOT ONE BOAT!
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