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Donaeld The Unready
The best medieval King out there. I'm the bretwalda. The bestwalda. I've got great swords, everyone says so. Make Mercia Great Again. Great thoughts, all my own
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Donaeld The Unready 20h
But maybe King John of North Kent and I will be friends. Maybe he'll gift me Strood as a token of good will. Would be a pretty rubbish gift but once we agree on Chatham we'll be Medway there.
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Donaeld The Unready 20h
If King John of Kent decides to not talk or worse TO TALK IN KENTISH then I will just walk out. Not putting up with that sort of rubbish from someone who can't even defend FENNY Isle of Sheppey from SNEAKY DANES.
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Donaeld The Unready Apr 16
Look at these honest simple and totally happy Mercian flax farmers at rest, not worried about Danish raids since my GREAT REIGN has basically stopped them. FACT.
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Donaeld The Unready Apr 15
Replying to @TheMERL @Theheierpower
I have serfs to do that for me
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Donaeld The Unready Apr 15
Replying to @Theheierpower @TheMERL
are pretty decent too.
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Donaeld The Unready Apr 15
The Frisian raid was so perfectly carried out, with such precision, that we actually attacked Frisia! Hence my use of the term “Raid Accomplished.” I knew FALSE CHRONICLERS would seize on this but felt it is such a great Military term, it should be brought back. Use often!
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Donaeld The Unready Apr 15
CLIENT KING PRIVILEGE IS DEAD. I have so many Liars (too many!) in Witan and all of them are scared, not knowing when or if their steadings OR MAYBE EVEN THEIR NOT SO GREAT HALLS will be raided by SNEAKY DANES! Looking very defeated. SAD!
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Wulfgar the Bard Apr 14
I want to Make Mercia Great Again!
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Donaeld The Unready Apr 14
A perfectly executed serf last night. Well done to our great Military and to the combined hordes of Elmet and Lindsay who caught this dangerous individual (Erdhelm, 90, one arm, 2 teeth) and helped to protect Mercia. GREAT JOB
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Donaeld The Unready Apr 14
Mercia's greatest treasure (except my GREAT HOARD) is it's people and that's why we've GOT YOUR BACK unless you're a Dane or WELSH in which case we've GOT YOUR TICKETS BACK.
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Donaeld The Unready Apr 14
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Donaeld The Unready Apr 12
Replying to @TheMERL
Battle cattle
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Donaeld The Unready Apr 12
Never said when I would attack Frisia. Could be now, could be never, who knows? Not me! But always ready to attack anyone! That's why we're so respected in other kingdom's. And so good at bringing peace. Where's our "thank you Mercia"?
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Donaeld The Unready Apr 11
Is a bear a Catholic? Does Jacob Rees-Mogg shit in the woods?
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Donaeld The Unready Apr 11
Nothing solidifies peasants like a really good war with a neighbouring kingdom. Loser monks call it Rigor Mortis but THAT'S FOREIGN WORDS and we all know it's just solid support for GREAT KING DONAELD.
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Donaeld The Unready Apr 11
I have never sympathized so much with a Twitter account as I do now.
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Donaeld The Unready Apr 11
Typical of no good illuminator to show me LOSING at chess- nasty Roman game- rather than WINNING SO BIGLY at honest Saxon game of Nine Mens Morris. Tricky twisty monks!
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Donaeld The Unready Apr 11
Relationship with Viking Rus now worse than it has ever been. There is no reason for this. It really baffles me as they're such great guys you know.
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Donaeld The Unready Apr 11
So Viking Rus say they will sink any and all longships launched at East Anglia. Well get ready guys, they're coming, secret and unwarned and really SMART. You've got no warning of the amazing stealth longships. FACT.
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Donaeld The Unready Apr 10
Raids on my Reeve. Raids on Murduck the Skyfather by Holy Roman Commission. So many raids. You know who else likes raids? SNEAKY DANES! We should be told.
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