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Greatest King Donaeld The Unready of Mercia
The best medieval King out there. I'm the bretwalda. The bestwalda. I've got great swords, everyone says so. Make Mercia Great Again. Great thoughts, all my own
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Greatest King Donaeld The Unready of Mercia 12h
Cnut to the east of you, Welsh to the left. Here you are trapped in a cage without your parents.
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Greatest King Donaeld The Unready of Mercia Jun 22
Replying to @Ms_Liz2
.NOT SAFE FOR WESSEX?
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Greatest King Donaeld The Unready of Mercia Jun 22
Replying to @0is1coolHand
Bollocks
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Greatest King Donaeld The Unready of Mercia Jun 22
Typical Normans. Embroidering the truth.
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Greatest King Donaeld The Unready of Mercia Jun 22
Replying to @MargaretBenett
Does this mean you haven't seen the illumination of the monk harvesting the penis tree?
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Greatest King Donaeld The Unready of Mercia Jun 22
Replying to @MargaretBenett
My personal illuminator did this and said he really caught my good side.
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Greatest King Donaeld The Unready of Mercia Jun 22
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Greatest King Donaeld The Unready of Mercia Jun 22
Replying to @GoldenVision90
Steve Gammon
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Greatest King Donaeld The Unready of Mercia Jun 21
Embroiderment of unilluminated text on the back of my Queen's smock refers to the False Chronicle Monks. She has been told repeatedly to learn how dishonest they are, and she truly no longer cares!
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Greatest King Donaeld The Unready of Mercia Jun 21
Loser serfflakes don't understand that being locked up in Chester slave market with their children is EXACTLY what the soggy Welsh want. But because I'm such a Mercia-ful king (the most) I'll let them have some pottage.
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Greatest King Donaeld The Unready of Mercia Jun 21
In these hands every carta looks pretty magna
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Greatest King Donaeld The Unready of Mercia Jun 19
It's only a model.
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Greatest King Donaeld The Unready of Mercia Jun 19
It's starting to look a lot like fascists.
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Greatest King Donaeld The Unready of Mercia Jun 19
Lotta serfflakes asking why only Welsh boy children in Shrewsbury Camp but just goes to show how 'smart' they are! Everyone knows Welsh don't have women. That's why they steal ours.
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Greatest King Donaeld The Unready of Mercia Jun 18
If No Good DANES would let me build the Dyke against the Welsh there would be no children hostages taken by the fyrd and locked up in squalorous places like Shrewsbury BUT NO! They won't help me and I'm forced to do that. All their fault.
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Greatest King Donaeld The Unready of Mercia Jun 18
If this new military branch isn't called Starship Trumpers then there is no justice in the world.
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Greatest King Donaeld The Unready of Mercia Jun 18
NO ONE IS MORE APPEALING THAN MY QUEEN. Except maybe my daughter (what a looker).
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Greatest King Donaeld The Unready of Mercia Jun 17
All Mercians support our Kingly policy of taking child hostages from ALL Wessexians crossing the Thames into Mercia. It's a perfectly sensible Dark Age policy and they wouldn't survive long with the SNEAKY DANES around anyway.
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Greatest King Donaeld The Unready of Mercia Jun 17
So many folc today thanking ME as father of the Kingdom for everything I have done to Mercia. Still a lotta work to make us great again but already doing much more than Useless Offa did, and much more than Crooked Aethelflaed could ever manage. FACT.
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Wulfgar the Bard Jun 17
A week in tapestries (17th June 18). A week in which Donaeld dissed his friends at the Moot7 and persuaded North Kent to agree to nothing new.
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