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Donaeld The Unready
The best medieval King out there. I'm the bretwalda. The bestwalda. I've got great swords, everyone says so. Make Mercia Great Again. Great thoughts, all my own
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Donaeld The Unready 9h
What could be better than just one me? Literally hundreds! Sad haters won't be able to say I'm two faced if we're all in it!
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Donaeld The Unready 10h
Well this is awkward.
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Donaeld The Unready 10h
Great to meet carters earlier. They are the lifeblood of our great kingdom. Moving stuff to where stuff needs to go. Need more.
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Donaeld The Unready 10h
Witan all in agreement that Unreadycare was the greatest thing ever so no need for a vote. Don't need to vote if we're all agreed. FACT!
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Donaeld The Unready 13h
. Folc vote totally unimportant and also twisted by number of SNEAKY DANES in Mercia. Only Witan vote counts.
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Donaeld The Unready 13h
I'M KING AND YOU'RE NOT. Move on serfflakes. I WON!
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Donaeld The Unready 13h
Proud to be King of Red Hose Day. Even sad haters agree that someone as rich as me (hoard so great) who doesn't pay taxes is perfect choice!
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Donaeld The Unready 14h
Weird envoy from Byzantine failing Emperor Justinian II, chatting away in odd script like it's normal. All Greek to me. Lost his marbles.
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Donaeld The Unready 15h
Danes in full battle armour on new breed two-wheeled Shetland ponies! Is there no end to their cunning? OUTRAGEOUS!
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Donaeld The Unready 16h
Satire is dead. Long live satire.
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Donaeld The Unready 17h
. North bank is MERCIAN. ALL MERCIAN. Southbank full of Kents.
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Donaeld The Unready 17h
Sad haters saying Bishop Spearhafoc of Lundenwic not to be trusted. Stop bashing the bishop guys. Fine upstanding guy. FACT!
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Donaeld The Unready 17h
. Total lies. This is my worst post. Wet, muddy, basically in the FENS. Bad post, the worst, shouldn't be allowed in Mercia.
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Donaeld The Unready 18h
I'll have the chicken
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Donaeld The Unready 18h
Told the Witan: simple choice. Offacare or Unreadycare. And if they choose wrong? Well, only one sane reaction!
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Donaeld The Unready 18h
Monasteries sacked, villages pillaged, graffiti all over our buildings. It's fair to say the DANES have runed everything that was good. SAD.
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Donaeld The Unready 19h
Need more geld to build anti-Welsh dyke! Positively digging between two rivers- it's a Dee aye Wye dyke.
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Donaeld The Unready 20h
The best ticks in life are free, but you can leave them to the birds and the bees, I want money.
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Donaeld The Unready 20h
Only reasonable response to Lundenwic attacks is to introduce TOTAL Kentish cart ban until we know what is going on.
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Donaeld The Unready 22h
Offacare policy of free leeches for poor serfs is bleeding us dry. They must think we're the suckers. Unleech the serfs!
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