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Shelf Dog
Poetry happens when nothing else does
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Shelf Dog 12h
Replying to @davemacladd
Paint your wagon
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Shelf Dog 12h
Replying to @AidanCTweets
Shakespeare rubs her up the wrong way
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Shelf Dog 12h
Why is this Govt getting away with this?
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Shelf Dog 13h
Replying to @revrrlewis
Yup, John Lennon wasn't safe, and died in NYC because a mad, white guy with a gun shot him.
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Shelf Dog 13h
Replying to @ScanlanWithAnA
Oof, that's a low blow 😄
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Shelf Dog 13h
We are all paying for it, one way or another
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Shelf Dog 13h
Replying to @angelaeagle
Worst, possibly ever.
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Shelf Dog 17h
Replying to @BleimanDavid
bawbag
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Shelf Dog 20h
Replying to @BleimanDavid
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Shelf Dog 20h
Replying to @IMcMillan
His instructions are in the 'Doors to' manual.
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Shelf Dog 21h
Replying to @BleimanDavid
I love a tassie, a bonnie bonnie tassie....
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Shelf Dog 22h
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
Two lies in one tweet. Why lie about stuff that doesn't matter and is so easy to demonstrate is a lie? What is wrong with you?
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Peter Baker Jun 3
In the space of one tweet, Trump manages two falsehoods. He says he fired Mattis (actually he resigned) and says he "changed" Mattis's nickname to "Mad Dog" (he did not, that nickname long preceded Trump, though Mattis did not care for it).
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Shelf Dog 22h
Journalists are all familiar with the quote. To paraphrase; your job, as journalists, is to stick your heads out of the effing window and find out if it is raining, not report conflicting statements on the weather. Do your effing job.
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Shelf Dog Jun 4
When someone describes themselves as 'non-political' on twitter you know what's coming 🤣 Brandon Lewis is useless at the best of times. However, attempting to defend the indefensible, he is always going to get shredded, and rightly so.
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Shelf Dog Jun 3
What is this weird alternating front shot/side shot thing they are doing?
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Shelf Dog Jun 3
Replying to @WestminsterWAG
You really are a piece of work, aren't you?
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Shelf Dog Jun 3
Hunt shredding Boris' chum Dido in committee on track /trace. 'You must know how many tests are turned around in 24 hours'. He reminds her she got all the questions in advance and can answer nothing. A set up at Boris also lied about responding to Starmer's letter. Feeble
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Shelf Dog Jun 3
Replying to @GaryDelaney
Billy Connolly once did a variation of this gag. 'Before you judge a man, walk a mile his shoes'. After that, who cares? You're a mile away and you've got his shoes'.
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Shelf Dog Jun 3
Before brexit, she wrote about the Queen's hats for the Sunday Express. Her ability to respond with 'take back control' to any question saw her elevated to 'political journalist' by . No doubt the Guido Fawkes teaboy will also rise without trace via The BBC. 🙄
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