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Thoughts of Dog Feb 15
i had been asleep several hours. when the human decided to wake me up with a hug. that’s no problem. it’s what i’m here for
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Thoughts of Dog Feb 14
on our walk today. we passed the cutest pup in the world. i was too scared to say anything. and just kept walking. but i’m telling everyone. i have a valentine
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Thoughts of Dog Feb 12
i will love you. for all eternity. and in return. could you please wipe away my eye boogers
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Thoughts of Dog Feb 11
i have a meeting very shortly. with my stuffed fren sebastian. to go over the dangers of raisins. but my ear just turned inside out. and he can’t see me like this
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Thoughts of Dog Feb 10
there was a sandwich. on the edge of the counter. and now there isn’t. those are all the details. we can confirm so far. the piece of lettuce on my nose. is purely circumstantial
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Thoughts of Dog Feb 7
oh don’t mind me. i just love you
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Thoughts of Dog Feb 6
the commercial on the tv. made a doorbell noise. i know deep down it wasn’t my doorbell. but. there’s no harm in making sure
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Thoughts of Dog Feb 5
gooooob morning. be sure to start your day with a stretchum. maybe even a wiggle. now you’re ready for anything. the haters won’t know what hit them
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Thoughts of Dog Feb 2
the human has a new fren coming over tonight. and i’ve prepared. a simple entrance survey for them 6. do you like me c. how much do you like me 2. do you jump in puddles a. i like to jump in puddles b. can i lick your ear 3. do you like me 7. i’m already licking your ear
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Thoughts of Dog Jan 31
gooooob morning. i am making the executive decision. that it is too cold. to do anything at all today. secure a cuddle buddy. and recommence your snoozles
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Thoughts of Dog Jan 29
i fell asleep with my tongue out. and the human decided to poke it. i should really know better by now. they do that every time
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Thoughts of Dog Jan 28
i made you three love cards. and a pack of love stickers. to give to anyone you want. you could also keep them. and pretend they’re from me ⇨
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Thoughts of Dog Jan 27
WE’RE GOING TO THE PARK. AND I’M BRINGING MY STUFFED FREN SEBASTIAN. AND I’M GOING TO SHOW HIM. TO EVERYBODY
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Thoughts of Dog Jan 25
ibuprofen. is just evil skittles. please feel better carbon
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Thoughts of Dog Jan 22
i’ve been talking a lot. with my stuffed fren sebastian. and we strongly believe. that cuddles are crucial. and should be distributed bountifully
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Thoughts of Dog Jan 21
sometimes. i'll lean against your leg. and it's not because. i'm afraid to lose my balance. it's just that. i'm afraid to lose you
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Thoughts of Dog Jan 19
the human took a little swab of my cheek. and is sending it away. to see what type of pup i am. but i don’t need the results. i’m 100% fabulous
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Thoughts of Dog Jan 17
gooooob morning. i’ve been giving it a lot of thought. and i really think. today is your day
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Thoughts of Dog Jan 14
i just found out. that not everything is about me. and i’m devastated. to say the least
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