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♡ Thoughts of Dog 5h
i have a toy that looks like a cupcake. and sometimes. i squeak it very loud. for a very long time. i don’t mean to be annoying. i was in the zone
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♡ Thoughts of Dog Dec 7
THE GARAGE DOOR IS OPENING. THE HUMAN IS HOME. THE WEEKEND HAS BEGUN. PLEASE HELP. I CAN’T STOP SPINNING
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♡ Thoughts of Dog Dec 6
my stuffed fren sebastian. is being washed as we speak. the time apart can be lonely. but i can be patient. for when he emerges from the dryer. he’ll be super toasty
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♡ Thoughts of Dog Dec 6
i made you. the best christmas card ever
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♡ Thoughts of Dog Dec 5
my reflection has never fooled me. that couldn’t be another dog. nobody else. is so good looking
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♡ Thoughts of Dog Dec 3
gooooob morning. i spotted the human. secretly putting a piece of pancake in my bowl. so the next time i get a drink. boom. surprise pancake. i am eternally grateful
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♡ Thoughts of Dog Nov 30
the human was planning on going out tonight. but i sat in front of the door. and made eye contact once. so now we’re watching movies
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♡ Thoughts of Dog Nov 28
i was only outside for a minute. when a snowflake landed on my nose. i hurried inside. to show my stuffed fren sebastian. but by the time i found him. my wintery pal was gone
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♡ Thoughts of Dog Nov 27
i have performed my final security lap. around the household. i’m happy to report. snoozles are a go
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♡ Thoughts of Dog Nov 27
gooooob morning. i don’t mean to alarm anyone. but i’m feeling great
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♡ Thoughts of Dog Nov 25
sometimes. i lie down during a walk. and refuse to get up. so the human has no choice. but to spend more time with me
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♡ Thoughts of Dog Nov 22
the household is filled. with so many smells. ready your tippy taps. today has potential
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♡ Thoughts of Dog Nov 21
gooooob morning. our walk was very chilly. but i wasn’t bothered. because i wore a jacket. and it had hedgehogs on it
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♡ Thoughts of Dog Nov 20
every time the human comes home. i must be ready with a gift. most of the time they return unexpectedly. and i panic. so the gift is almost always. whatever is closest to me
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♡ Thoughts of Dog Nov 19
one of my biggest goals. is to eat a leaf. during the nighttime. this is known as a dark crunch. and it’s very advanced
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♡ Thoughts of Dog Nov 16
i have asked the human. to clear their schedule
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♡ Thoughts of Dog Nov 14
i may have already mentioned this. but i love you
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♡ Thoughts of Dog Nov 13
gooooob morning. i helped walk the small neighbor human. to the bus at the end of the street. i tried to get on with them. but was quickly denied. they know that with an education. i’d be too powerful
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♡ Thoughts of Dog Nov 11
the human has spent all day. organizing yard leaves into one big pile. i can only assume. it’s so i can jump in it
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♡ Thoughts of Dog Nov 9
my ball rolled under the couch. and i cannot reach it. the human has been informed of the issue. and reminded. that my problems. are their problems
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