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Thoughts of Dog
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Thoughts of Dog May 16
sometimes. the human needs a break from the world. so i grab my leash. drop it in their hand. and we take a walk. where all we have to focus on. is putting one paw in front of the other
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Thoughts of Dog May 15
gooooob morning. it is way too early to be conscious. but we must persevere. because i have to pee
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Thoughts of Dog May 13
the small neighbor human. has been teaching me how to roll over. but i usually stop halfway. this is the belly rub toll. and i will not complete the trick. until it is paid
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Thoughts of Dog May 10
the human is going out tonight. to see some of their frens. which is fine. i’ll be okay by myself. i totally didn’t wanna cuddle. until we both fall asleep
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Thoughts of Dog May 8
we were at the store today. and i found a stuffed penguin that i really fancied. i tried to carry it out. but was stopped before the exit. i am not a criminal. i just have no money
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Thoughts of Dog May 5
i’m a simple pup. i don’t need much. just your attention at all times. and for everyone i ever meet to love me a whole bunch
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Thoughts of Dog May 2
i know you have a lot going on right now. so i just want to say. i think you’re doing great
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Thoughts of Dog Apr 29
gooooob morning. the human is working from home today. but i require attention. so i’m going to sit in their lap. and randomly press buttons on their computer. until they give up
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Thoughts of Dog Apr 27
WE ARE GOING TO THE BEACH. I CAN SMELL THE OCEAN. I’M GOING TO EAT THE SAND
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WeRateDogs™ Apr 26
I met at a dog rescue
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Thoughts of Dog Apr 24
i made more love cards. this time they’re for mother’s day. because moms are special. i hope you like them
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Thoughts of Dog Apr 23
i’ve been lying in the same spot. for several hours. some may think i’m lazy. but i bet they’ve never been so focused. on a skittle under a fridge
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Thoughts of Dog Apr 22
gooooob morning. the human made me a pancake. in the shape of a heart. it tasted similar to a circle pancake. but meant a lot more
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Thoughts of Dog Apr 21
the small neighbor human. has enlisted my help. finding colorful eggs in the garden. i tried to eat the first one i found. but apparently that’s not the objective
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Thoughts of Dog Apr 20
if you see me sitting outside a store. being all good. while my human shops inside. you must come pat my noggin. that’s the law
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Thoughts of Dog Apr 16
if someone could hold me for a bit. that’d be nice
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Thoughts of Dog Apr 15
gooooob morning. i walked the small neighbor human. to the bus at the end of the street again. but this time. before they got on. they knelt down and promised. they’d be back before i knew it
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Thoughts of Dog Apr 13
whenever i do a little jog. the tags on my collar start to jingle. this signals to my surroundings. that the goodness approaches
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Thoughts of Dog Apr 11
i am snuggling with my stuffed fren sebastian. and the human is snuggling with me. according to the transitive property of snugs. the human is also snuggling sebastian
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WeRateDogs™ Apr 11
This is Cricket. Back in September, you guys raised all the money for his surgery. I finally got to meet him and his friends, and we wanted to thank you for being part of a community that’s contributed over $500k for dogs in need. He insisted all of you receive honorary 15/10s
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