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Doctor Faustroll
Defy authority! The Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic, Lounge and Laundromat: a mime leading the blind.
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Doctor Faustroll 5h
These proudly ignorant people support horrible policies because people they hate will also suffer. They are deep in spiritual sadomasochism.
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Doctor Faustroll 5h
The South won't matter much longer, despite climate change. Most Southern brains remain deep-fried.
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Doctor Faustroll 5h
Replying to @doctorfaustroll
And if they don't like being harvested, they can petition the lord with prayer.
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Doctor Faustroll 5h
The good thing about harvesting the rich is they are our number one renewable resource. They'll make more. Just ask them.
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Doctor Faustroll 5h
It's time to begin discussion on nationalization of the pharmaceutical and healthcare sectors. Fuck the rich. They can move out.
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Doctor Faustroll 5h
This is what happens when you send a shithead slumlord grifter to do a diplomat's job.
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Doctor Faustroll 9h
Communism is a much better system than what these pricks believe in.
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Doctor Faustroll 9h
The is so stupid he thinks loafers have hidden his favorite laces.
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Doctor Faustroll 9h
What happens when Christian capitalists send taxpayer assistance straight to hell.
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Doctor Faustroll 9h
Replying to @andylassner
That's over par for the coarse.
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Doctor Faustroll 9h
He's luxuriating in a golden shower of his own unproven excellence.
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Doctor Faustroll 11h
promised them implants.
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Doctor Faustroll 11h
If you're patient enough you'll die without ever seeing the inside of a waiting room.
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Doctor Faustroll 11h
Actually most of the states in our union are pretty damn vicious. Look at an electoral map.
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Doctor Faustroll 11h
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Doctor Faustroll 11h
Why Haven't you asked to help you with your obvious lack of understanding of what collusion means?
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Doctor Faustroll 11h
Missionary position or something wet and kinky?
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Doctor Faustroll 14h
Yeah, but they won in the erectile college!
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Doctor Faustroll 14h
Golden years have become goldbricking according to young . The only idea golden still modifies is showers.
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Doctor Faustroll Jun 24
should sue.
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