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Doctor Faustroll
Defy authority! The Portland Pataphysical Outpatient Clinic, Lounge and Laundromat: a mime leading the blind.
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Doctor Faustroll 5h
And whose dick that is up his ass.
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Doctor Faustroll 9h
Shout DO OVER! WE GET A DO OVER!
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Doctor Faustroll 9h
I think they’ve already turned over all the rocks in Washington. Not one tiny speck of decency was found.
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Doctor Faustroll 9h
So says he isn’t going to fire Mueller but he did summon his cabinet to a special screening of Beckett, saying "Will no one rid me of this turbulent cop?"
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Doctor Faustroll 10h
That’s why I propose that the next time the is out of power we track down the 62 million idiots who put in office and sterilize their entire gene pool.
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Doctor Faustroll 10h
I tried and got a message saying I may be a bot or some such and to try again later. Better than the usual 12 hours in Twitter timeout, but it still sucks .
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Doctor Faustroll 10h
Don’t forget: Dotard Dentures Deplorable Dingbat Douchebag Dickweed Diabolical Denizens Donnybrook
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Doctor Faustroll 10h
Why does Pam Bondi’s turtleneck look like a huge foreskin? Asking for a gentile friend.
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Doctor Faustroll 10h
. Here you go. Read how a real president talks.
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Doctor Faustroll 10h
Uh-oh. Looks like Omarosa took ’s phone with her when they dragged her out. When has ever written an actual communication on Twitter?
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Doctor Faustroll 10h
Actually, diversity is a typo. He meant diversarary.
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Doctor Faustroll 10h
Everyone knows reading is not a required skill to be a member of the . If you can lie, cheat, and steal you’re good for superpac & support.
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Doctor Faustroll 10h
Rules are like badges. We don’t need no stinking badges.
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Doctor Faustroll 10h
Can demonstrate how this will work, preferably hanging like a Russian ornament by his tiny nutsack from one of ’s ugly trees?
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Doctor Faustroll 10h
My Uncle Festus Diversity was the first transgender person in our family vulnerable to cuts in gender reassignment coverage which were not based on science or evidence. He didn’t consider it an entitlement. What a fetus that was.
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Doctor Faustroll 10h
Replying to @Langkard @TXMarLo and 2 others
So that’s how managed to drain the swamp. He just buried it with his own private branded shit and a few truckloads of raw sewage. His base must be so proud.
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Doctor Faustroll 11h
& Have either of you scumbags apologized to ’s widow or yet?
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Doctor Faustroll 11h
Work? Did you install a putt-putt course ?
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Doctor Faustroll 12h
Old Bub is far more honorable than & most of the .
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