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Dan Moren
Storyteller, rocketeer, slammer of evil. SF novel THE BAYERN AGENDA coming March 2019. Tech writer/podcast host. “Competent, if unambitious.” —Publishers Weekly
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Dan Moren 28m
I actually panicked that I had not sent you some files.
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Dan Moren 11h
Replying to @heymermaid
Bullet mating season is truly a terrible time where projectiles hatch out of eggs and whiz around populated areas.
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Dan Moren 11h
Replying to @AsterRoc
Oh boy, you are in for a treat.* *Not a treat. In fact, really anti-semitic batshit craziness going back over a century.
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Dan Moren 11h
Replying to @AsterRoc
I had never heard of it before, but it sounds like it’s up there with the Protocols of the Elders of Zion.
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Dan Moren 11h
Replying to @jamesthomson @Aleen
I’m just going to Skype them in and have them record their end.
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Dan Moren 11h
Replying to @ryanqnorth
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Dan Moren 11h
Replying to @jamesthomson @Aleen
The real trick is that I am very close to my extended family on my mom’s side, and so that’s like 25 people right there. Somewhat less close to my dad’s side, but not enough that I wouldn’t invite them!
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Dan Moren 11h
Look, the writer in me admires Ben Carson’s ability to just make up bananapants plots on the spot.
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Dan Moren 11h
Replying to @jamesthomson @Aleen
My parents had, I think, two friends at their wedding as witnesses. None of my grandparents were there. (Weirdly not out of any antipathy or anything!)
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Dan Moren 11h
Replying to @rgriff @GlennF @Aleen
You got me! We like too many people. ;)
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Dan Moren 11h
All I’m saying is Ben Carson is 15th in the presidential line of succession and that is way too close.
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Dan Moren 11h
Tfw a cabinet secretary uses a nonsensical expression like “wet hornets” and it’s only like the fifth weirdest thing in his speech.
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Dan Moren 12h
Replying to @GlennF @Aleen
We’ll probably invite 160 or so. One of the challenges of getting married when you’re older is that you know so many people!
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Navah Wolfe Sep 21
Moral: if you want to support (or just read!) a book, and you don't have the budget to buy it, GO REQUEST IT FROM YOUR LIBRARY! Now there are five more awesome books at my library that anyone can read! For the cost of my asking.
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Dan Moren Sep 21
Replying to @montef
You should have left it! It was funnier that way! ;)
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Dan Moren Sep 21
Replying to @Legopolis
I feel ilke they took their branding from original LEGO settings: CITY. SPACE. CASTLE.
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Dan Moren Sep 21
Could be a carrier update?
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Dan Moren Sep 21
Replying to @blankbaby
At least we can both agree that geese are the real enemy of the people.
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Dan Moren Sep 21
Replying to @blankbaby
I don’t care for this pro-duck agenda.
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Dan Moren Sep 21
Invariably my funniest tweets always to have typos in them.
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