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Dave Itzkoff
''As a Jew, I'm very judgmental. As a street Jew, doubly so.'' --Sidney Lumet
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Dave Itzkoff 52m
"If Einstein's Field Equations require energy and momentum to be defined at every space time point, they contradict the uncertainty principle for quantum states, making them incompatible with quantum theory"
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Dave Itzkoff 2h
Replying to @SaveMeeJeebus
yeah, i had to use FX's Simpsonsworld site. not ideal, but it gets the job done
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Dave Itzkoff 3h
Replying to @briancgrubb @edsbs
are these the lyrics of "Amos Moses" coming true?
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Dave Itzkoff 3h
Replying to @psgamer92_kevo
yeah, either way it makes no sense - it's pure revisionism, at minimum
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Dave Itzkoff 4h
Replying to @ditzkoff
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Ken Klippenstein 4h
That sucks man, whoever appointed him must've really had it out for you
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Simon Maloy 4h
wow delaying a court nomination until after an election can you imagine
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Dave Itzkoff 15h
Replying to @hypercubexl
oh man. too perfect!
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Dave Itzkoff 16h
Replying to @MattGoess
he is powerless before the Money Stone
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Dave Itzkoff 16h
THANOS: "No more resurrections this time." DISNEY:
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Dave Itzkoff 20h
actually, it's worse somehow
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Dave Itzkoff 21h
PLEASE NOTE: The Muppet Babies are not actually the young incarnations of the classic Muppet characters, but independent beings grown from spores produced asexually from their Muppet parents
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Dave Itzkoff 22h
Replying to @TheIgMan
what subtle imagery
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Dave Itzkoff 22h
Please see the following statement from HE-MAN AND THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE regarding Orko, the false rumors surrounding his death, the Polaroids he took solely for aesthetic reasons and
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Dave Itzkoff 22h
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Dave Itzkoff 23h
Kool-aid brand manager in 1978: good news everybody
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Dave Itzkoff Sep 18
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Dave Itzkoff Sep 18
No thank you, Mario
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