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Distressed Housewife
Distressed Housewife - freelance writer, blogger, wife, mother of three, crap housewife.
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Replying to @jamieoliver
Looks lovely! My nine yo son wants to be a chef and just said, ‘I’d break my arm to meet Jamie Oliver!’ Bit drastic but think you have a fan 😂
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Distressed Housewife Apr 8
My nine yo son wants to be a chef and just said, ‘I’d break my arm to meet Jamie Oliver!’ Bit drastic but think you have a fan 😂
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Not a Red Rose or a Satin Heart
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Good cause but an albatross around the neck for a mother of boys...
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Children In Need: The Albatross Around the Neck of Every Working Mother
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Distressed Housewife Nov 4
♥️♥️♥️your film re teachers. Thanks, from an English teacher who loves her job but hates the bullshit that goes with it x
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Distressed Housewife Nov 3
Nothing quite like eating your tea on a Friday evening whilst listening to your 6 yo thrutching on the toilet 🙄
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Distressed Housewife 19 Jun 17
When 12 yo son tells you he's put his juice-damaged phone in 'semen seeds' instead of sesame seeds (because he couldn't find any rice) 😂
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