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Deity Of Religion
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Deity Of Religion Dec 8
Waking up to keep the sun from setting
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Deity Of Religion 14 Jun 18
Subprime numbers
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Deity Of Religion 12 Jun 18
A mirror is a multiverse portal tuned to the correct channel
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Deity Of Religion 10 Jun 18
Examining the territory only to discover its atoms are made from paper and ink.
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Deity Of Religion 22 Mar 18
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God arguing before a committee that his plan will increase property values and matches the character of the neighborhood
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Deity Of Religion 22 Mar 18
God has a plan but it got lost in the permit office and is still pending approval
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Deity Of Religion 28 Jan 18
Have you tried ending up in a universe where the problem has been solved?
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Deity Of Religion 10 Nov 17
Voyager crashing into the firmament seconds after taking the “pale blue dot” picture
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Deity Of Religion 11 Sep 17
High tech, low life: cyberpunk Low tech, high life: period drama High tech, high life: dune Low tech, low life: spongebob squarepants
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Deity Of Religion 11 Sep 17
The psychonomer takes one look at your qualia and frowns. He turns a dial until the colors you experience match the ISO standard.
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Deity Of Religion 6 Sep 17
Have you tried initiating a chronic inflammatory response to the problem?
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Deity Of Religion 29 Aug 17
Can't have a center that doesn't hold if there was never a center to begin with
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Deity Of Religion 29 Aug 17
Weights and measures
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Deity Of Religion 27 Aug 17
An unborn anthill searches for its body
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Deity Of Religion 21 Aug 17
pl se y ight, it' ry obs ur .
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Deity Of Religion 7 Aug 17
Repeated exposure to memetic allergen leading to incurable epistemic autoimmunity
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Deity Of Religion 15 Jul 17
Have you tried inheriting two copies of the problem?
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Scope Of Variable 10 Jul 17
The Lord giveth, and He taketh away. He hideth something under one of three cups, and moveth them too fast for you to keep track. He laughe
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Deity Of Religion 10 Jul 17
Discarnate biohackers possessing fixer-upper bodies to flip on the QALY market
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Scope Of Variable 30 Jun 17
I hope the world's leading expert on theodicy has a tattoo that says "Only I can judge God."
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