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Dec 8 |
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Waking up to keep the sun from setting
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Deity Of Religion
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14 Jun 18 |
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Subprime numbers
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Deity Of Religion
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12 Jun 18 |
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A mirror is a multiverse portal tuned to the correct channel
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Deity Of Religion
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10 Jun 18 |
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Examining the territory only to discover its atoms are made from paper and ink.
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Deity Of Religion
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22 Mar 18 |
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God arguing before a committee that his plan will increase property values and matches the character of the neighborhood
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Deity Of Religion
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22 Mar 18 |
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God has a plan but it got lost in the permit office and is still pending approval
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Deity Of Religion
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28 Jan 18 |
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Have you tried ending up in a universe where the problem has been solved?
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Deity Of Religion
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10 Nov 17 |
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Voyager crashing into the firmament seconds after taking the “pale blue dot” picture
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Deity Of Religion
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11 Sep 17 |
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High tech, low life: cyberpunk
Low tech, high life: period drama
High tech, high life: dune
Low tech, low life: spongebob squarepants
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Deity Of Religion
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11 Sep 17 |
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The psychonomer takes one look at your qualia and frowns. He turns a dial until the colors you experience match the ISO standard.
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Deity Of Religion
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6 Sep 17 |
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Have you tried initiating a chronic inflammatory response to the problem?
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Deity Of Religion
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29 Aug 17 |
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Can't have a center that doesn't hold if there was never a center to begin with
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Deity Of Religion
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29 Aug 17 |
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Weights and measures
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Deity Of Religion
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27 Aug 17 |
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An unborn anthill searches for its body
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Deity Of Religion
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21 Aug 17 |
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pl se y ight, it' ry obs ur .
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Deity Of Religion
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7 Aug 17 |
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Repeated exposure to memetic allergen leading to incurable epistemic autoimmunity
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Deity Of Religion
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15 Jul 17 |
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Have you tried inheriting two copies of the problem?
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Scope Of Variable
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10 Jul 17 |
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The Lord giveth, and He taketh away. He hideth something under one of three cups, and moveth them too fast for you to keep track. He laughe
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Deity Of Religion
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10 Jul 17 |
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Discarnate biohackers possessing fixer-upper bodies to flip on the QALY market
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Scope Of Variable
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30 Jun 17 |
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I hope the world's leading expert on theodicy has a tattoo that says "Only I can judge God."
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