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Dot Matrix
just over five feet of semiserious swagger
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Dot Matrix 17h
Replying to @decimalperiod
The cosmos gives you signs, people.
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Dot Matrix 17h
Replying to @decimalperiod
It reminded me of how I waited months for my college acceptance letter only to find out they had sent it to the wrong address. They faxed me my materials the weekend before the response deadline.
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Dot Matrix 17h
Saw a blurb about that war criminal Bob Kerrey in the newest AARP magazine. Don't ask me why I was reading AARP.
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Soundgarden Jul 20
Happy Birthday Chris. We miss you.
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Dot Matrix Jul 20
Dreamed my two front teeth were three inches long and I was feeling self conscious about them and wondering if I should get them shaved down to an acceptable length.
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Dot Matrix Jul 20
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Flea Jul 19
❤️❤️❤️
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Dot Matrix Jul 19
It's somebody's birthday but I can't remember who. 😖
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Dot Matrix Jul 17
Replying to @capriroth
I felt so satisfied, like I was in a Mentos commercial.
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Dot Matrix Jul 17
Also: I'm feeling particularly sassy because I'm eating a kiwi. 🥝
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Dot Matrix Jul 17
Found out about something terrible that happened to an asshole I had a run in with and I am basking in their misery. Nothing makes my heart flutter like schadenfreude. Eat shit and die, motherfucker!
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Dot Matrix Jul 16
Apparently a skunk just walked past my house, because now I'm having an immersive experience.
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Dot Matrix Jul 16
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Dot Matrix Jul 16
Me: All cats are beautiful~ Also me:
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Commune Jul 16
No one is disposable.
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Man Repeller Jul 16
What exactly is "performative sex"? Here are some answers and thought-starters.
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Dot Matrix Jul 16
Every week is me struggling to figure out how I'm going to make it through the week.
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Dot Matrix Jul 15
Long story that I'd rather not get into, but I smell like a giant salad and it's making me hungry.
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Cobra Commander Jul 15
Oh no! Did the bad man with the bad hair say more bad things?! Well, good thing there are consequences for wealthy white men in America, or he might get away with it.
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Dot Matrix Jul 14
Replying to @decimalperiod
Meanwhile I have to wash my fucking hair in shifts.
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