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Dot Matrix
just over five feet of semiserious swagger
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Dot Matrix 8h
Having a hard time with people named Jessica today.
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Dot Matrix May 22
I quote this song at least once a week but no one who'd appreciate it is ever around.
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FOUND Magazine May 22
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Dot Matrix May 22
One thing I hate about publications that insist on using the serial comma is that their writers always remember to use it with "and" but NEVER remember to use it with "or".
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Netflix Is A Joke May 21
A friendly reminder before the upcoming holiday weekend from the legend herself . Not Normal is now streaming!
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Dot Matrix May 21
Replying to @decimalperiod
I don't usually like to talk about my secret past as a theater kid but the pangs have kept me up at night lately.
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Dot Matrix May 21
I can't wait until they start doing heart tattoos, because Science Fiction/Double Feature's going on mine:
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Dot Matrix May 21
I'm putting today in the hands of this caramel macchiato, don't fail me.
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Dot Matrix May 20
Hello, welcome to me.
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Dot Matrix May 20
It's 70 fucking degrees already WHY OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO DIE.
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Dot Matrix May 19
Replying to @capriroth
I actually realized once I woke up that "follow" today means something radically different than it meant 15 years ago and thought about clarifying but figured nobody would catch it. I meant sloppy seconds!! 🍆
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Dot Matrix May 19
Revisiting my "don't follow your friends" policy.
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Raymond May 17
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Dot Matrix May 17
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Dot Matrix May 17
Work is for SUCKERS
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Man Repeller May 16
"Only smart girls get shit for liking celebrities; if smart boys like them, then they’re well-rounded."
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Dot Matrix May 15
My kingdom for some focus.
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Alina Ştefănescu May 14
How you can help AL: that does the work for reproductive rights on the ground. that is working to end the silence and shame. that supports female candidates in AL. Thank you friends. ❤️ It is just beginning.
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Dot Matrix May 13
Replying to @elkello
I'll give you my recipe!!
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Dot Matrix May 13
Replying to @elkello
I usually would've done more to style it, but it's so delicate that it just kind of plopped on the saucer. Next time!
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