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dc benny
Comedian/writer in Bkln. Lover of stray animals, gangster movies, large portions of good food, my wife's curves, and old Land Rovers.
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dc benny 22h
Balding friend now won’t speak to me after I asked him if he was losing his hair. I guess we had a falling out.
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Comedy Nest Jun 22
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dc benny Jun 20
Prepping for poutine @ Brooklyn, New York
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dc benny Jun 18
All my Canadian peeps, I’ll be in Montreal, performing at this Thursday Friday Saturday June 20-22. Bring the poutine!
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Comedy Nest Jun 17
This Thursday to Saturday (June 20-22) catch here with Thursday/Friday guest , Saturday guest and more! Info/tix:
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dc benny Jun 8
When I was a broke young comedian in the 90’s, I could get by for a week on a can of beans, coffee, and 4 packs ramen. Now that’s called “intermittent fasting”
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dc benny Jun 4
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dc benny Jun 2
A couple of folks on the business side of the industry I work in come to mind
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dc benny Jun 2
Sassy people who lie constantly are full of shit and vinegar.
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dc benny May 10
Saw 2 hooker team working Atlantic City boardwalk last night. Ruff; like a white weed whacker and a black whitewalker.
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dc benny May 10
In Atlantic City, saw an old dude on a scooter, smelling like weed, playing slots. Must be a high roller
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BORGATA May 5
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dc benny May 1
A friend described my neighborhood as not having “no hos over there”. I told him later, that was pretty thot-less. It was an after-thot.
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dc benny Apr 25
My only problem with Los Angeles is that for such a sunny place, there’s an awful lot of shade
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dc benny Apr 25
A manager once gave me this fine bit of advice. “Your problem is you don’t look funny. Fat people are funny. Get fat.” So, maybe I’m gonna quit writing and just eat my way to a special.
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dc benny Apr 23
3 shows this weekend Working out some new funny stories for next album. Come on down to Levittown! @ Levittown, New York
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dc benny Apr 16
Guess who is coming to play in Washington D.C. this Friday and Saturday 4 shows with my man from cashcabusa @…
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dc benny Apr 4
Buying cat food at my deli. Forgot my wallet. Told owner I’d pay later. Woke youth behind me loudly says”white privilege”. Went outside, I took his bike. Left a note saying “reparations”
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dc benny Mar 22
I look like a mildly ethnic newscaster who must deliver awkward news; “an African American man was shot 450 times, when police mistook a roll of paper towel he was holding for a kidnapped white baby”
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dc benny Mar 20
these guys living in tiny houses, think they’ve discovered a new thing. “It’s 300 square feet with an outdoor commode”. In 1994 my nyc apt was 200 sf, bath tub in the kitchen. U ain’t sh$t.
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