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puke skywalker
sre manager, grepping before twerking was famous. tweets frequently passive aggressive
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puke skywalker 19h
me waiting on Out For Blood in Silicon Valley to be available on HBO Now
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puke skywalker 20h
Replying to @austinspires
Me too. I couldn’t tell how to pick up a call because I’m used to green to pick up or red to decline.
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puke skywalker Mar 18
you know what is really irritating? when you u subscribe from spam and then you get an email telling you that you unsubscribed.
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Kitchens Mar 17
Sunday night Twitter always has the best tweets
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puke skywalker Mar 17
omfg my lyft drivers name is Luigi. I am home.
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puke skywalker Mar 17
This is my favorite quote: The universe is change; life is what thinking makes of it. – Marcus Aurelius
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puke skywalker Mar 16
❤️
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puke skywalker Mar 15
Replying to @sricola
as a manager, this is THE nicest feedback EVER. "Thank you for holding this team together. and for showering us with loads of empathy and support - the effects of which will continue long after you turn in your ID, and will probably stick with us for life." 🥰 🥰
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puke skywalker Mar 15
super excited to announce that i'll be starting next week. i'll be working with , , , and Brock. see y'all next week!!!
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puke skywalker Mar 15
today is my last day . it's been a great 3 years and I've worked with some fantastic people (, and a really, really long list of people). thank you for hiring me as the first DRE in SRE!! 😘
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puke skywalker Mar 14
Replying to @lisaphillips
welcome to the club, i have your jacket ready ;)
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Tabir Akhter Mar 12
Lori Loughlin: please my daughter she’s very dumb
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puke skywalker Mar 14
get it, read it, live it
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puke skywalker Mar 14
"If you underestimate or disrespect the people who keep your data safe & available…" 🖤
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Ola Muse Mar 13
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puke skywalker Mar 13
thanks for the bomb cyclone to send me off
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puke skywalker Mar 13
Replying to @dbaops
@FelicityHuffman and LoriLoughlin are definitely DICKS
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puke skywalker Mar 13
Replying to @dbaops
there is one and only one acceptable Dick
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puke skywalker Mar 13
Replying to @dbaops
in business, dicks can - ruin morale - ruin careers - ruin company culture
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puke skywalker Mar 13
watched “The Giant Beast That is The Global Economy” with S1E2, "Are Rich People Dicks or Do Dicks Get Rich" last night and i have thoughts on dicks. - dicks are easily identifiable - if you hang with dicks you become a dick - you don't have to be rich to be a dick
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