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David Mack
the immigration agent at JFK just saw that i work for buzzfeed and just grilled me for 10 minutes about the cohen story which was fun given he gets to decide whether to let me back into the country
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David Mack Feb 3
Replying to @davidmackau
he was 100% convinced mueller had personally given a press conference calling us fake news and i had to politely assure him that didn’t happen while also not wanting to piss him off any further
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David Mack Feb 3
Replying to @davidmackau
the funny part was he first said “oh BuzzFeed, you guys have had a rough time of late, huh” and at first i was like ty for showing so much concern about the layoffs, my good sir
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David Mack Feb 3
Replying to @davidmackau
anyway there were literally dozens of people waiting and i shit you not he was about to google the mueller response to see if it was televised or at least grill me about it
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David Mack Feb 3
Replying to @davidmackau
he did ask me repeatedly what if anything the mueller inquiry has done and when i told him about the dozens of charges he said “but no collusion” and i said that’s true but pointed out that like a dozen russians had also been charged with meddling. he was nonplussed about that.
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David Mack Feb 3
Replying to @davidmackau
anyway he was not a fan of joy behar, who somehow also came up.
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David Mack Feb 3
Replying to @davidmackau
all in all, 0/10 would not recommend
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David Mack Feb 3
Replying to @davidmackau
funny thing is that the guy in london last week was so nice and i’m so used to UK agents being so terrible. he jokingly asked me what i thought of trump. i said he keeps me busy, and he said “that’s a very diplomatic answer, like i’m supposed to give about brexit.”
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David Mack Feb 3
Replying to @Mattscharfstein
i don’t qualify!!!
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David Mack Feb 3
Replying to @davidmackau
anyway i did eventually get let in so suck it nerds you’re stuck with me still
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tor Feb 3
Replying to @davidmackau
Wait..how did he know you were a BuzzFeed person? Did I miss something or
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David Mack Feb 3
Replying to @QweenVictoria87
It's in my work visa
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SKPryor Feb 3
Replying to @davidmackau
So are you new? How does getting through customs mean YOU HAD to say the Name of your site? You want this grief! Well this is the way you get it. How bout "I work for A website' and see if that 10 minutes drops to seconds. Some have to get kicked by a mule twice!
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David Mack Feb 3
Replying to @SKeithPryor
it’s printed on my visa
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David Mack Feb 5
Replying to @davidmackau
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