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)))David Cross(((
Hi there, I am a dying soldier in a battle scene. I've been shot and am bleeding out. I am aware that my time on earth is limited so I will not use articles in my dying speech.
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Garry Boldwater Jan 3
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Think I saw this on The Civil War: The Reenactments. I hope that guy ended up finding that big bag of money.
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Dan Linnane Jan 3
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Hi there. I'm a dog in a movie ... I die!
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Quinn Cummings Jan 3
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Hello, I am a woman over 45 and I am not Meryl Streep. I am not in this movie.
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Pablo's Vault of Horror Jan 3
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Hi , I am a woman in the majority of all films. I'm just waiting for a man to justify my existence and consume my life absolutely. At some point we'll fall out but I'll soon realise that my life is only relevant if a man is in it to objectify me.
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Jw_Ensz Jan 3
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please make a feature length film based on the monster mash documentary sketch i will pay for it
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Brocktoon Jan 3
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I won’t leave you. Even though you ate all the peaches.
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sean kilbride Jan 3
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Hi I’m the star of this film/TV Show and I have always shown great judgment and saved the life of the president countless times and have many wonderful medals and citations for my exemplary service. But one thing happens and some guy says I did it and that’s that’s it I’m guilty!
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Tom Pajak Jan 3
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Hi there. I’m a movie boss in an office about to fire an employee.. I stare meaningfully out the window while beginning my monologue. Then I turn to the employee, take off my glasses, rub my nose, sigh...then fold my arms & fire them.
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Dave Leitch Jan 3
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I’m a divorced father in a movie. I don’t know how to cook anything, burn the pancakes, and end up taking my kids out for breakfast. I frown a lot
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🍉I carried the watermelon🍉 Jan 3
Replying to @davidcrosss
Hi, I'm disabled in a movie. I'm in a wheelchair so I cant feel my body. I am depressed because my life isn't what it used to be. I'm edging on suicide. Except for when I'm childishly attempting things that normal people do, warming hearts. Sometimes a super genius or a mutant.
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Gabriel Ciociola Jan 3
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Hey, does anybody here need a ride? I've got a car. but you better fasten your seatbelts, because I am always taking my eyes off the road to look directly at the front passenger while talking about stuff. Only the film editor can return me to the forward-facing position.
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Jose L Perez Jan 3
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I am the plucky sidekick that stays loyal to his boss through thick and thin until I start getting replaced by a woman. I will then leave only to appear in the final act and likely die saving my bosses’ life as he tells me how he loves me.
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Brooks Grump Jan 3
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I’m a photographer who uses a camera without a motor drive that still makes motor drive noises. I missed what this meme is about.
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paddy muls Jan 3
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Is this some secret portal through which one can become a famous actor? I'm in over my head already.
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Hobosexual Jan 3
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Hello there, I’m the new stepdad. I wear a beige sweater vest, am bland and roll my eyes at fun things. I’ve done nothing wrong but you hate me
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Marie Jan 3
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Heyyyyy.... I’m raging alcoholic in DESPERATE need of an intervention by friends and family. I’m going to prove it to everyone at this party by shattering a glass in the next room and then swaying all over and shouting angrily at whoever comes in to see what the commotion is.
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