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David Roth
Best American Sporpswriting at . Various at SB Nation and then Vice Sports, co-founder of , turtle owner. Not the one from Van Halen or magic
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David Roth 12m
Ten years ago you could sell a cocktail napkin with the words "Monster Mash: Origins" written on it to a movie studio for $250,000. But now the business is all messed up.
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Patrick Blanchfield 7h
funny how 18 year olds heckling phrenologists have launched ten thousand editorials about civility, free speech, and the marketplace of ideas but 4chan freikorps is something civil society is just supposed to have the bandwidth for
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Lupus Haas 3h
*flashing badge at horse* dakota hudson
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patrick 6h
Roses are red, violets are clutch...
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David Roth 9h
Bob thanks so much
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Patrick Hruby 13h
absolutely incredible to see this particular guy talk about ethics in whistleblowing
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David Roth 10h
Two years ago I got to write an essay about a little-seen movie I think is prescient and great for and now it—and some other essays by better writers about more interesting films—is going to be in a handsome-ass book, which you can order here:
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Anna Merlan 11h
this is weirdly specific, Brad!
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David Roth 11h
Replying to @megreenwell @laurawags
Megan do you think the A's are going to non-tender Mark Canha because he's due for a significant arbitration raise or do you think they bite the bullet and pay him?
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David Roth 11h
I would absolutely buy stock in Hudgie as a future star in the Hallmark Cinematic Universe.
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David Roth 12h
Replying to @KyleStack
Really good makeup too. Credit where it's due.
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David Roth Oct 14
Weird how when you do business with countries like China and Saudi Arabia because they have money that you want you wind up having to make excuses for all the inexcusable shit they always do. If only there were a way to just not do business with places like that!
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David Roth Oct 14
Replying to @thetomzone
Suspiciously low number of grungy henchmen though.
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David Roth Oct 14
I don't have many good things to say about working in Times Square and doubt I ever will, but I am not going to pretend that it isn't a powerful experience to see a costumed performer dressed as the Danny DeVito Penguin striding purposefully into a huge, garishly lit Old Navy.
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David Roth Oct 14
Replying to @alexaphilippou
Always happy to share brightly colored chunks of garbage with my online pals
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David Roth Oct 14
Replying to @dontbeabrick
Hell yeah buddy
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David Roth Oct 14
Replying to @jasoncfry
With respect: WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? (It was)
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David Roth Oct 14
Replying to @jasoncfry
I can tell you if you want to know. But I also sense maybe you'd rather find it yourself.
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David Roth Oct 14
Replying to @Hegelbon
Is this an actual quote of mine from the No Cartridge bonus bit I did? It feels like it.
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David Roth Oct 14
Replying to @2xlp
He was in one of the ones we did. I shook his giant hand.
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