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David Roth
Co-owner/flannel dipshit at , co-founder of , turtle owner. Not the one from Van Halen or magic. Header art by Vicki Nerino.
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David Roth 14m
Replying to @AlanSiegelDC
I am looking forward to a very similar call!
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David Roth 14m
Replying to @jon_greenberg
Turkwendell99
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David Roth 14m
Replying to @CurryHicksSage
All I can do is tip my cap here.
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David Roth 20m
I don't know what stage of Being In Decline this is, but I emailed a discount code from a CBD company to my insomniac septuagenarian mom tonight.
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David Roth 22m
Replying to @Nick_BPSS @pattymo
We've done important work over there. This is very ignorant. Blaine Boyer could confirm.
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David Roth 39m
Replying to @Nick_BPSS @pattymo
Actually he was the glue that kept that clubhouse together.
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Charles Star, Hostile Witness 3h
Which game is better? Roulette, where you have a 1 in 38 chance of winning? or Russian roulette where you have a 5 in 6 chance of winning?
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David Roth 3h
Replying to @inthefade
Can't trust a Flatbrim Dad
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AK Lingus In Cartoon Form 10h
You know what, fuck it. Let’s do a raffle. Donate at least $20 to your local food bank or mutual aid fund, send me the receipt, and next weekend I’ll gift a yearly Defector Media subscription to the winner
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David Roth 10h
Replying to @aklingus
A truly blessed idea here bud
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David Roth 12h
This is what the fake news refuses to tell you about the story of Rand Paul getting obliterated by his next-door neighbor. That neighbor is Brian Dawkins, and it was a clean, legal hit.
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David Roth 12h
This season, why not give the gift of Blog?
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Ashley Feinberg 22h
oh hell yeah this is the good shit
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David Roth 22h
It's a lifestyle
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David Roth 23h
Replying to @RichardStaff
That's right Richard
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David Roth 24h
Replying to @USCocksman
"He seems rough and mean but to me he's always been very nice, the relationship with the sculptural goose remains very good and even many say better than that."
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David Roth 24h
Replying to @dceiver
I am going out on my shield, but I am VERY happy to be going out.
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David Roth 24h
Replying to @JaneOst_
I think he was like "should we do some no shoes" and everyone said no and then he made them shoot like that for 10 minutes.
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David Roth 24h
Replying to @actioncookbook
Absolutely stunting on the other world leaders in my 14-button white satin vest.
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David Roth 24h
Replying to @corbinasmith
There he is.
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