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Dave Pell
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Dave Pell 7m
The boss isn’t gonna like this. Hopefully the judge doesn’t buy it either.
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Dave Pell 2h
God created the heavens and the earth. And it was good. God created light and life. And it was good. God created streaming movies on demand that don't buffer even a little bit. And people were like, "Whoa, God."
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Dave Pell 5h
Replying to @ComdrBoneSpurs
Silver blue and gold is the new red white and blue.
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Dave Pell 5h
George Washington with some still timely president’s day advice. “Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation; for 'tis better to be alone than in bad company.”
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Dave Pell 7h
Presidential Quotes: JFK: “Let us resolve to be masters, not the victims, of our history” Jefferson: “Whenever you do a thing, act as if all the world were watching.” Obama: “We are the change that we seek.” Trump: “I believe Putin.”
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Dave Pell Feb 17
Startups in the Bay Area were so successful that it’s now too expensive to start up here.
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Dave Pell 8h
If one could go to jail just for being an asshole, Roger Stone would get a life sentence.
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Dave Pell 9h
I’m wearing orangeface, eating a filet-o-fish, drinking a diet coke, binge watching Fox News, driving a golf cart onto the green, acting unhinged, and hate-tweeting falsehoods. Celebrating President’s Day, 2019.
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Dave Pell 9h
Replying to @JohnAvignone @TyreJim
I’ll get this done and report back. Give me 24 hours.
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Dave Pell 9h
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Dave Pell 9h
Replying to @TyreJim
I mean get the ball rolling. The congress can.
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Dave Pell 9h
The number one thing the House can do ensure Trumpians face justice is to alter the Pardon law. It was not created to allow presidents to enable their co-conspirators to feel free to lie to, and threaten, federal law enforcement officials.
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Dave Pell 12h
Happy Unfit President’s Day.
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Ben Rhodes 12h
Could save us a lot of time by making this his pinned tweet.
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Dave Pell 12h
Happy Special Counsel’s Day!
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Dave Pell 24h
Replying to @mikeindustries
First two seasons of Gomorrah on Netflix. Top show in Italy. Like Sopranos without the levity.
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Dave Pell 24h
More chilling for them is the fact that he graduated from somewhere.
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Dave Pell Feb 17
Me: “We’re at a dog park. The point is to play with the other dogs.” Dogs: “Why aren’t you interacting with the other humans?” Me: “Point taken.”
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Dave Pell Feb 16
Dad’s Night. A Short Story. I unexpectedly find out I have the house entirely to myself tonight. So I race home, prepare a large bowl of food, smoke a joint, turn on a recording of Rachel Maddow, and crack open the laptop. And I suddenly realize, this is what I do every night.
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Dave Pell Feb 17
Startups in the Bay Area were so successful that it’s now too expensive to start up here.
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