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Dave Pell
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Dave Pell 2h
Every bit of your private information has been hacked, abused, stolen, or sold via Facebook. So you should store your money there too.
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Dave Pell 3h
This is a new spin on Sam Kinison: Move to where the weed is.
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Dave Pell 14h
Harvard rescinding applications and canning professors seems to me the exact opposite move liberal institutions need to be making right now.
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Dave Pell 15h
Trump vows mass immigration arrests, removals of ‘millions of illegal aliens’ starting next week. Bad poll numbers equals fear and rage equals attacks on the brown people. Monsters aren’t complex.
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Dave Pell 17h
The precursor to the Trump news era. And other stories.
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Dave Pell 17h
Twitter needs a Juice Cleanse.
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Dave Pell 20h
Between my TV, my laptop, my iPad and my Phone, I’ll finally be able to watch 8 shows at once, as god intended.
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Don Van Natta Jr. 21h
Kawhi’s Kingdom. 😎 By
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Dave Pell 21h
Replying to @jonrcarroll
If that’s the worst I did today, I’ll take it. Why did I mean center and not epicenter? Because the “epi” adds nothing in particular of value?
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Dave Pell Jun 17
It's not exactly a father's day story, but my kids didn't fight for like 20 minutes and gave me a good reminder of they use tech to be kids.
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Dave Pell Jun 17
I’ve seen about 40 headlines about Trump stopping an interview because his chief of staff was coughing. If we continue to cover politics like idiots, we’ll continue to elect idiots.
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Dave Pell Jun 17
Replying to @hunterwalk
I worry about one other factor. That Americans don’t know what they’re looking at.
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Dave Pell Jun 16
Americans should be doing what Hong Kong citizens are doing.
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Dave Pell Jun 16
Replying to @BillyCorben
It’s called parking.
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Dave Pell Jun 16
There are two ways you can see the inner workings of the human brain. 1. Use an fMRI 2. Watch the final round of a major golf tournament.
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Dave Pell Jun 16
I’m a newbie and had no idea how difficult it was to get some badges for ComicCon. Anyone have the power to keep me out of my son’s doghouse?
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Dave Pell Jun 15
You’ve gotta tip your hat if Twitter can survive both Trump and OJ on the platform.
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Dave Pell Jun 15
Replying to @nicoleperlroth
Make it unicycle ride. You’re part of his circus tonight. (Keep up the good fight.)
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Dave Pell Jun 15
Even Better Than the F’Real Thing
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Dave Pell Jun 15
The player does not like the meaningless post game interviews. The fan does not like the meaningless post game interviews. It’s not often we all agree on something, so just stop with the meaningless post game interviews.
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