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Dave Fensome
Stand up. Half of . Promoter/MC . Debut hour coming to Ed Fringe
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Dane Baptiste 👊🏾♥️👨🏾‍🚀🌍 Jul 18
Samson is my homie/ace boon but this is clearly a rip off of , a character that we on the circuit know and love. And we know nobody there came up with it because, well, you know......
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Dave Fensome Jul 18
So much fun last night. Great to see and again. Whatever the actual result was, comedy was the winner, innit.
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Dave Fensome Jul 17
I'm a late addition to this. I'm rewatching 8 mile in preparation.
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Dave Fensome Jul 15
Replying to @lauralexx
I had to fill in a form for "special needs" for a work event the other day. Had to list diagnosed PTSD around all images of ultrasound, birth and early birth infants. I'm fairly sure they were just looking for gluten intolerance.
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Dave Fensome Jul 15
Replying to @lauralexx
I'm previewing at Camden comedy club unfortunately. I will definitely see at some point though
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Dave Fensome Jul 15
Replying to @lauralexx
I'm so sad this clashes with my show
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Dave Fensome Jul 15
Replying to @robmcauslan
A lot of debate around whether grain free is a good thing at the moment. FDA have just linked a load of grain free dog foods to high instances of cardio myopathy.
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Dave Fensome Jul 15
Replying to @robmcauslan
Ours just looked at the one we bought like we'd shat it out. Cats use what they choose to use, and there is no predicting what the bastards will do
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Dave Fensome Jul 15
Replying to @robmcauslan
Unfortunately diet adjusted wet food is super expensive and we can't afford to do it for all three of them. If you can give a mix, and definitely not a decent brand. Cats kidneys are so sensitive to salt, you really have to keep an eye on it. One of our nearly died from crystals
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Dave Fensome Jul 15
Replying to @robmcauslan
My lot are all on different science plans now because they're getting older. The amount they drink and their food behaviour have changed. I'm personally very dubious about dry food as it's so different to the way cats get most of their water naturally, is from the water in meat.
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Dave Fensome Jul 15
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Dave Fensome Jul 15
London mates, if you've ever wanted to see me do stand up, you have 3 golden opportunities this month. Tonight at Bill Murray, doing a preview of my Edinburgh show. Thursday at Backyard for a stupidly good mixed bill. Or this Sunday at Camden Comedy club previewing my show
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Dave Fensome Jul 15
This is a great line up, come along folks
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Dave Fensome retweeted
The Bill Murray Jul 11
Up next: Nick Elleray; ; Stewart Lee; ; Luke McQueen; ; Stand Up To Cancer; ; ; ; Tom Parry; Daniel Kitson; Josie Long & Will Adamsdale; ; Tom Ballard; and more! Tix
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Dave Fensome Jul 11
Replying to @lauralexx
Had the exact same thing with Wonderwall, didn't write it down because it was obviously shit. I stand by my decision.
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Dave Fensome Jul 11
Replying to @lauralexx
Just one bad choice really mate. You decided not to write "Shake it Off",which it retrospect was probably a mistake.
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Dave Fensome Jul 11
Replying to @robmcauslan
Mate, the amount of times I've been the second guy is stupid. I can take someone talking shit directly at me for ever, but when it's just general rudeness at other people I switch in a heartbeat. Gets me in so much trouble.
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Dave Fensome Jul 10
Replying to @MaisieAdam
Wearing a bucket hat and a vintage football shirt. His wife will buy all his clothes for him from Tesco by the time he's 30.
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Dave Fensome Jul 10
Replying to @fringetweetrvws
Come and see ADHDave at city cafe hollywood 5.50. Learn what happens when a diagnosis of a life long condition happens halfway through that life. Dark, optimistic and very funny.
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Dave Fensome Jul 9
Replying to @jenivescomedy
Have you seen Teen Wolf?
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