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Dat Muhahahaharen
Immer noch so wertvoll wie ein kleines Steak
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Dat Muhahahaharen 13h
Replying to @EinKlumpen
Same.
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Martin Lormes 24h
Gestern wurde in Hanau eine Radfahrerin von einem rechtsabbiegenden LKW überfahren. Ebenfalls gestern wurde in Hamburg eine 86-jährige Fußgängerin mit Gehstock von einem LKW überfahren. Beide Frauen hatten grün, als sie jeweils an einer Ampel die Fahrbahn überquerten. (Thread!)
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Quentin Lichtblau Apr 18
Wer an Karfreitag tanzen will, kann sich an Karfreitag auch kreuzigen lassen.
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Tracy Chou 👩🏻‍💻 Apr 17
One reason we treat each other like shit is the term “casual sex” and all the sticky, unspoken baggage it carries. Our concept of “casual sex” has given us permission to be casual with each other’s humanity.
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Dat Muhahahaharen Apr 17
Replying to @datmaren
Yeah I liked it too, but at this point? Fuck the pretentious EU fanboys! Harassing their literal idols, because a film doesnt meet the standards of Fuzzy McNeckbeards legendary Gungan trilogy. Yeah, I went there! Sue me!
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Dat Muhahahaharen Apr 17
Replying to @datmaren
Its almost like a gateway for some of them. “Are you a fan? Well have you played Kotor?“
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Dat Muhahahaharen Apr 17
People will hate it even more than all the other recent films. Because its the last resort of every EU fanboy when you tell them, their favourite fanfic novel isnt, well, very good. 😁
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Drunk Austen 📚🍹 Apr 16
Mr Darcys as kittens, a thread: -b
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Jac 1 Jul 16
Teacher: use dandelion in a sentence Jamaican: de cheetah is faster dandelion Whole class:
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Dat Muhahahaharen Apr 16
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Dat Muhahahaharen Apr 16
Typisch Gerd! 😂😂
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Dat Muhahahaharen Apr 16
Replying to @WurmAnDerSchnur
Wäre morgen eh nicht mehr FRISCH gewesen.
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Dat Muhahahaharen Apr 16
Replying to @Raptorendame
Fühle deinen Schmerz.
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Steve Agee Apr 14
comes back after a year and a half off and I don’t remember anyone’s name. Best I can remember is John Snope, Tyrone Lantern, The Peroxide Lady, Handsome Man Sister-Fucker, Santana Stark and Arya Speedwagon
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Walt Disney Studios Apr 16
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Cat Damon Apr 15
me: gimme something strong [bartender sets down an ant] this little guy can carry 50 times his own body weight
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Bouge ton Église Apr 15
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Hauck & Bauer Apr 16
Aus TITANIC 05/2015
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Tagesspiegel Apr 15
: Die Struktur der Kathedrale ist nach Angaben der Feuerwehr "gerettet". Die gotische Kirche könne "in ihrer Gesamtheit erhalten" werden, hieß es am Abend.
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wibramuc Apr 15
Berührend. Ave Maria vor Paris 😢
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