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Darn Things Kids Say
Sharing all of those cute and outrageous things kids say
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Just A Cool Cat 28 Jun 14
My 4yo:"Daddy, balloons are made out of plastic, and air, and blood, and bones." I doubt I'll sleep tonight.
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CindyLou 23 Feb 14
3yo just woke up. His first words were "I think I lost my wallet."
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Chad Mandrell 20 Feb 14
Driving home 3yo says "shhhh everbody, my foot is sleeping"
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Mike Hayward 14 Sep 13
My 4yo girl: "You ask too many questions." Me: "I asked one question." Her: "Yeah, that's too many."
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Dave Keller 14 Sep 13
4yo: dad, I need new undies and shorts. me: why, did you pee in them a little? 4yo: no, TONS.
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Jonathan Blake 14 Sep 13
4YO daughter: "Daddy, God make factories to make things. You think maybe factories make Gods to make factories?"
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Wendy S. 18 Aug 13
My 6yo son to my 3yo daughter: "You keep erupting. Your mouth is a word volcano." He gets it already, guys. He gets it.
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Katie Higgins 21 Aug 13
Me: are you frightened of anything? 4yo: nothing. Except for the days when the whole school is under the ground. Children are terrifying
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So My Kid Said... 27 Mar 13
Mom: "What do you want to eat? Grilled cheese?" Toddler: "Oooh yeah! But, but, no cheese... And no bread."
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So My Kid Said... 11 May 13
"I got a clean butt and a clean mouth. Wanna kiss?"
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So My Kid Said... 18 May 13
2 year old: "I don't want [a birthday]. I'm getting too old!"
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Mrs. Cherry 9 Aug 13
4yo: How many days until tomorrow?
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meandi 7 Aug 13
As i look for dinnerware in store Sales lady: is it stoneware or china? 4yo: it could be Mexican, who knows?
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it's me 12 Jul 13
4yo C "What's a diet?" 7yo E "A diet is when you go buy food to make you stronger and healthier." That's my girl!!!!!
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Ann 8 Jul 13
4yo: Mama, can you take your boobie protector thingie off so I can put lotion on your whoooooole back? Done.
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Robert Knop 12 Jul 13
3yo: Daa-aad, I washed my hands with peanut butter Me: You mean washed it OFF, right? Son? *walks into room* Nope, you said it right
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Leesie 8 Jul 13
Me: when I was at school we got smacked with a stick if we were naughty My 4yo: Was that in Victorian times? Sometimes I wonder...
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Nicole Lee 8 Jul 13
Told my 4yo that he was tired, needed a nap and needed to listen to his body to which he replied "Mama, I can't hear it."
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Sandra D 21 Jun 13
Me: if I win the lottery you can have anything you want! 3yo: really? Me: Sure what would it be....... 3yo: CHOCOLATE ... I Love her!
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