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Dan Kim
Android . Android . Dogs the rest of the time.
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Dan Kim 2h
Thanks. I always try to do butter than my last attempt, but I don't want people to get sour, dough.
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Dan Kim 3h
Yeah I just like to wheat your appetite.
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Dan Kim 3h
Well we don't want it to get too corny. I really loave puns but I don't want to tack on too many and make it everyone leaven.
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Dan Kim 3h
I bet y'all could find a recipe on Pinterest.
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Dan Kim 3h
We're just poking fun, not like we're saying anything pinsensitive.
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Dan Kim 3h
It's really pinsane when you think about all you've done and without needling everyone in your path. It's pinspirational to see. Ok now I'm pin-k in the face thinking of all these pins...I mean, puns.
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Dan Kim 4h
Replying to @RunChristinaRun
Very pinteresting! I hope investors stick with y'all. Such sharp people like you working there pushing to do good work. 😏
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Dan Kim 6h
I suspect pride is not high on Samsung's list of values.
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Dan Kim 6h
“Unlimited” vacation. 🤔 <insert Inigo Montoya “I do not think it means what you think it means” gif here>
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Dorsa Amir 20h
Easily the funniest data viz I've ever seen. (1) First of all, it's a pie chart. (2) The total is greater than 100%. (3) The relevant categories are today, last year, and... the year 1997? (4) The margin of error (MOE) is listed as the source.
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Dan Kim 21h
Replying to @donnfelker
Was a mess last time I looked. Mixing audio and video content makes no sense to me (though I hear the young people like this), audio quality was worse, likes from videos and songs are mixed together, and different catalogs of music.
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Dan Kim 23h
Replying to @panzer_michael
It's $2000 and every one of them is breaking.
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Dan Kim 23h
Replying to @AdamMc331
Oh God, that sound would be too much to bear, even for a joke. 😅
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Dan Kim Apr 17
The comedy of foldables (and Samsung) in three tweets: 1. 2. 3.
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Dan Kim Apr 17
Oh OK. Then just Kevin and bread and Miata is fine (in order of priority).
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Dan Kim Apr 17
Replying to @vishnurajeevan
Cash for beers.
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Dan Kim Apr 17
Replying to @JonFHancock
I bet Samsung wishes we'd cut it out. Maybe they will eventually bend to our wishes.
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Dan Kim Apr 17
I captured the moments in MKBHD's Samsung Galaxy Fold video where I actually laughed out loud. Sadly, Twitter only allows four images.
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Dan Kim Apr 17
Replying to @vishnurajeevan
Plz bring to Roboto.
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MLB GIFS Apr 16
Baseball gif of the year?! 😱
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