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Daniel Kelley
Fantasy football editor for . Fantasy columnist for Washington Post. My novel, After Life, is out NOW on Amazon and other book sites.
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Daniel Kelley 2h
Direct quote from me to : "The only reason we need a second person for sex is so we can get drunk. This is my biology lesson of the day." It actually made sense in the moment.
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Daniel Kelley 2h
I do feel like this is the biggest subtweet possible.
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Daniel Kelley 2h
Replying to @thrillhills
It's a very good farm system. Excellent. And if they dumped their entire 25-man and just played with that farm system, they'd go 42-120 next year.
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Daniel Kelley 2h
Replying to @thrillhills
Yeah, they really really couldn't.
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Daniel Kelley 2h
Okay now I wanna see this.
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Daniel Kelley 3h
Exactly. I used my last $11 on Josh Adams. Only person in my league who has used it all.
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Daniel Kelley 3h
Replying to @Mars_Wink @PFF_Fantasy
Correct. Worst-case scenario, email us (or just tweet me) and we'll get you worked out, but it absolutely should just revert back.
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Daniel Kelley 3h
"Rivalry Week" is the hardest thing in sports to say quickly.
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Daniel Kelley 3h
Replying to @JulienArsenault
My answer's always gonna be to drop the second kicker, but if you don't want to do that I'd probably go MVS (pending who else you have as backups at other positions, but I imagine you'd have mentioned them if they were candidates).
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Daniel Kelley 3h
Replying to @JulienArsenault
I'd basically never hold two kickers, so I would. Zuerlein's not that much more valuable than whoever you'll get. If you are crazy deep at WR, I guess you can drop one (I'd probably drop MVS), but holding two kickers seems like a bad play.
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Daniel Kelley 3h
Replying to @JulienArsenault
Why not just cut the kicker you are replacing?
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Daniel Kelley 4h
Replying to @danieltkelley
(That could have seemed jerky -- I'm not saying I can wear casual clothes because I'm better. It's just a personality thing. No better, no worse.)
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Daniel Kelley 4h
Replying to @danieltkelley
Me? I like my job and have fun doing it, and I have a good work ethic. You give me a burlap sack and I'm going to focus on the task at hand. Others might need a full suit. Your advice can't know enough to go beyond that.
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Daniel Kelley 4h
Replying to @danieltkelley
As soon as you get more specific than "Try hard and don't be a tool," you start losing huge swaths of people.
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Daniel Kelley 4h
Replying to @danieltkelley
The next time a generic advice column gives good generic advice will be the first time, and you know why? Because there's no such thing as actionable one-size-fits-all advice.
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Daniel Kelley 4h
Lucky for me I wear basketball shorts and T-shirts.
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Daniel Kelley 15h
Replying to @EnergyBasis
I mean, I have a claim in to drop Collins for Edwards, and I’d be using it on Adams if he were available.
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Daniel Kelley 16h
Replying to @EnergyBasis
Adams, I think. But there’s a lot of guesswork deciding between those two.
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Daniel Kelley 16h
Frank Gore currently has the highest PFF grade of his career (PFF didn't grade his rookie 2005). That's amazing.
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