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Daniel Switzer
Mentally ill and mentally thrilled about it.
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jonathan munoz stan account 6h
a guy at Art Basel pulled the banana worth $120k off the wall and ATE IT!!!! here’s him being escorted out
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Daniel Switzer 6h
That third-person POV works so well I'm actually impressed
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yohana desta Dec 6
no one: jay gatsby:
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Daniel Switzer 7h
Disney if you’re listening I’m still available to direct a TRON sequel just hit me up whenever, I’ll do it for free
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KevKev Dec 6
Last Man Sitting got the most accurate chair physics that a video game ever had. fact!
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Daniel Switzer 17h
Replying to @yellowspoongirl
Your story got retweeted onto my TL and I’m sorry that happened to you, thank you for speaking out. This is Roxy.
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Daniel Switzer Dec 6
Well, Stoke-On-Trent can be mistaken for hell.
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Daniel Switzer Dec 6
That cat is my paralysis demon.
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Daniel Switzer Dec 6
Carly Rae Jepsen in London next. Tickets sold out. Why must you forsake me. Why deny me this Canadian goddess.
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Joe Dec 6
hey yeah we could spend all day arguing about whether he said talent or colour or we could spend all day discussing the time the conservative party engaged in a hostile environment policy which led to wrongful detentions and deportations. that was last year. lives ruined.
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Daniel Switzer Dec 5
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𝔥𝔞𝔫 Dec 3
someone recorded their cat saying “well hi!” in a southern accent and i will never be the same
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Daniel Switzer Dec 5
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diyora shadijanova Dec 1
you asked for it - here are the most iconic British TV moments of the decade (2010-2019)
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Mike Galsworthy Dec 5
OK, respect. That was serious burn time from . I particularly liked (and chuckled at) the Supreme Court line. Boris Johnson, you’ve been called out... Can we trust you even to turn up?
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Daniel Switzer Dec 5
I want to choke you
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Marie Le Conte 23 Feb 18
does Moonpig sell "I dreamt we were in love and though the feelings very much didn't subsequently translate into real life I now view you with a tenderness I fear is noticeable" cards
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Daniel Switzer Dec 4
Does anything carry you through a depressive episode better than a Lana Del Rey album?
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𝙠𝙖𝙩 Dec 3
he looks so fucking tired of disney
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Daniel Switzer Dec 4
I want to start writing again, how do people do it and motivate themselves
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