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Dan Fesperman
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Dan Fesperman Mar 20
If "All in the Family" were re-released today, 40 percent of the American public would hail Archie Bunker as a hero who "tells it like it is."
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Dan Fesperman Mar 18
Well, yeah, now that she's already milked them for 100,000 books sold from her crappy self-published line of horrors. Take the money and run @CraftyCathyPugh
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Dan Fesperman Mar 15
Duke basketball is "Family" in the way State Farm is a "good neighbor." On paper only, a slick bit of marketing.
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Dan Fesperman Mar 8
Replying to @AoDespair
Trafficking with human traffickers. The winning never stops.
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Dan Fesperman Mar 6
Replying to @RTD_MikeBarber
Coach K? With four NBA first-rounders? And Roy Williams at #6? LOL
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Dan Fesperman Feb 21
Blissful. Hated to see the injury, but I wish him a long and successful NBA career, the sooner the better. And we still thrashed their four other All-Americans. Dean Smith would have looked on in approval.
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Dan Fesperman Feb 21
ESPN in full Dukesplaining mode after watching their favorite team lose after their prime college hoops promotional vehicle -- Zion Williamson -- sprained his knee.
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Dan Fesperman Feb 17
Replying to @LauraMLippman
For better results next time, rebrand it as "Beatles roots music."
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Dan Fesperman Feb 17
Replying to @DameDeniseMina
I'm all for any sort of behavior that allows for sashaying.
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Dan Fesperman Feb 17
Replying to @BrownieUNC
Duke fans taunting a tripper. That's like Trump fans taunting a liar.
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Dan Fesperman Feb 17
Replying to @DavidGlennShow
How could they have possibly missed the opportunity to taunt Walker, who'd been ejected for tripping, by chanting, "Gray-son All-en, clap-clap, clap-clap-clap. Gray-son All-en, clap-clap, clap-clap-clap."
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Dan Fesperman Feb 17
Replying to @taffyakner
When news media is careful, by saying "alleged," "possible," "purported," etc., it's because they've so often been burned by hoaxes, set-ups, etc. As may be the case here. A sad story, in any event.
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Dan Fesperman Feb 15
Replying to @AoDespair
She also took your laundry out of the washer and stole those socks. Really.
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Dan Fesperman Feb 15
Replying to @DonaldJTrumpJr
You're just as big of an idiotic asshole as your lying Dad, who, by the way, just told the country he "didn't need" his emergency, and then ran off for a weekend of golf. What a worthless family.
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Dan Fesperman Feb 15
In case of National Emergency, say, "I didn't need to do this," and leave for a round of golf.
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Dan Fesperman Feb 15
Could we please move the Constitution to a safer location for as long as this lying autocrat remains in office?
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Dan Fesperman Feb 13
Replying to @HarlanCoben
I hope it at least had enough time and energy to sing one parting verse of "Daisy."
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Dan Fesperman Feb 12
Replying to @Beathhigh
To show your gratitude, send him one of these:
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Dan Fesperman Feb 12
Replying to @Jim_Jordan
You guys should rename yourselves the Freedom From Reason Caucus. There is no "Border Crisis." Please rejoin reality.
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Dan Fesperman Feb 10
Replying to @DameDeniseMina
I suppose now it will be a slur to say someone has an incandescent personality -- "Sorry, meant to say you were positively LED!"
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