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Dan
Free reckons dispensed daily, and usually worth what you paid. Seize the means of production. He/Him.
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Brian Tyler Cohen 14h
HUGE: The US Supreme Court rules in Democrats’ favor; Pennsylvania will count mailed ballots received up to 3 days after the election.
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Dan 3h
Man who took a massive shit in the bed expresses surprise and dismay about the massive shit in the bed
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George Aylett 16h
‘Young people have never had it easier’
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e-Tangata Oct 18
"This secret contract between white children, white parents, white teachers had been revealed, like a lover’s note written in lemon juice and burned with a candle. Spelled out at lunchtime on a Friday, under the shadow of the Ruahine pae maunga."
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Dan 5h
I mean, has anyone asked them?
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Dan 5h
Will be more difficult to make a shedload of money from abusing animals and encouraging gambling? Shame.
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Brad Bain 15h
im literally spending >$400 to fly to Dallas and vote in person because you "accidentally" flagged me as committing voter fraud in 2018, took me off the voter rolls, and made me ineligible to vote by mail in 2020.
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The Washington Post 7h
Oscar-winning actor Jeff Bridges announces he’s been diagnosed with lymphoma: "We are all in this together"
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Troy Hunt 14h
I’d like to say a big “thank you” to for providing me with material that’s going to feature in many, many presentations for years to come 🤣
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Dan 7h
Air Guitar 🎸 BIOS 👨‍💻
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Dan 11h
Replying to @DylanReeve @VinLew
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Dan 11h
Replying to @VinLew @DylanReeve
Dunno, he might be a closet Bougie
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Dan 11h
Replying to @maiahuia @ceehax
I mean her husband is a human (we can only assume) so, she must inherently understand human issues. Talofa.
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Dan 11h
Replying to @maiahuia @ceehax
What about behaving like a decent human being studies?
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halloween town’s official blunt roller ☭ Oct 18
i am screaming lmfao
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Dan 14h
Let me slip into something far less comfortable... (emerges in tattered clothes and garbage bags) ahh now that's more like it
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New Full Moon on Monday 14h
Bold strategy, Cotton
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Sassy Little Hobbit 15h
Whole world: in self isolation, depressed, out of work, dead relatives, long term health effects, impending fascistic doom. New Zealand: hugging each other, clubbing. Pundits on why Labour won big:
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Bernie Sanders 18h
“People are tired of listening to Fauci and these idiots,” Trump said. When Trump rejects science, downplays the pandemic & relies on right-wing conspiracy theories, we shouldn't be shocked the virus is surging & we have the highest COVID death rate per capita of major countries.
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Dan 18h
Replying to @stavvers
Savage! Been like that here (NZ) but for hazy IPA which tastes like vaguely off fruit juice, not a fan
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