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Dana Jay Bein (#DJB) #CoronavirusRhapsody
I've lost my mind. I wrote Coronavirus Rhapsody: Is this a sore throat? Is this just allergies? Caught in a lockdown No escape from reality.
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Dana Jay Bein (#DJB) #CoronavirusRhapsody Mar 18
Replying to @danajaybein
Don’t touch your eyes Just hand sanitize quicklyyyyy I’m just a poor boy, no job security Because of easy spread, even though washed your hands, laying low I look out the window, the curve doesn’t look flatter to me, to me
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Dana Jay Bein (#DJB) #CoronavirusRhapsody Mar 18
Replying to @danajaybein
mama, just killed a man i didn’t stay inside in bed I walked by him, now he’s dead mama, life was so much fun but now I’ve caught this unforgiving plague
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Dana Jay Bein (#DJB) #CoronavirusRhapsody Mar 18
Replying to @danajaybein
mama, oooooh didn’t mean to make them die if I’m not back to work this time tomorrow carry on, carry on as if people didn’t matter
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Dana Jay Bein (#DJB) #CoronavirusRhapsody Mar 18
Replying to @danajaybein
oo late, my time has come sends shivers down my spine body’s aching all the time goodbye everybody, I’ve got the flu gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
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Dana Jay Bein (#DJB) #CoronavirusRhapsody Mar 18
Replying to @danajaybein
mama, oooooh I don’t wanna die I sometimes wish I never went out at all
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Dana Jay Bein (#DJB) #CoronavirusRhapsody Mar 18
Replying to @danajaybein
I’m just a poor boy, facing mortality HE’S JUST A POOR BOY FACING MORTALITY spare him his life from this monstrosity
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Dana Jay Bein (#DJB) #CoronavirusRhapsody Mar 18
Replying to @danajaybein
Touch your face, wash your hands, will you wash your hands? BISMILLAH NO WE WILL NOT WASH OUR HANDS! (WASH YOUR HANDS!) BISMILLAH NO WE WILL NOT WASH OUR HANDS! (WASH YOUR HANDS)
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Dana Jay Bein (#DJB) #CoronavirusRhapsody Mar 18
Replying to @danajaybein
BISMILLAH WE WILL NOT WASH YOUR HANDS! (WASH YOUR HANDS!) WASH YOUR HANDS! (never, never, never wash your hands oh oh oh oh oh oh oh) No no no no no Oh mama mia, mia (mama mia wash your hands!) COVID-19 has a sickness put aside for me, for me
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Dana Jay Bein (#DJB) #CoronavirusRhapsody Mar 18
Replying to @danajaybein
So you think you can stop me and just shake my hand? So you think we can hang out and not break our plans? Oh baby, can’t do this with me, baby, Just gotta stay home, just gotta stay home with my fever
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Dana Jay Bein (#DJB) #CoronavirusRhapsody Mar 18
Replying to @danajaybein
oooooh Curving can get flatter Anyone can see Curving can get flatter Curving can get flatter, you’ll see Just look out your windows…. FLATTEN THE CURVE
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Dana Jay Bein (#DJB) #CoronavirusRhapsody Mar 20
Replying to @danajaybein
My dream is to give back to the people around me, to take care of the people in my community. I want to lift up the vulnerable. If you take anything from this parody, take care of each other. I hope to be able to use this virality to help my friends. Let's do that. DJB
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Dana Jay Bein (#DJB) #CoronavirusRhapsody Mar 20
Replying to @gofundme @crankyface
It would mean a lot to me if you donated to this My wonderful and hilarious friend is kicking cancer's ass and I'd love to help her. Link here:
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Dana Jay Bein (#DJB) #CoronavirusRhapsody Mar 22
Replying to @inmanoasis @venmo
It would mean a lot to me if you donated to my coworkers at who are out of work during the pandemic. You can send money to their account: @inmanoasistips
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Dana Jay Bein (#DJB) #CoronavirusRhapsody Mar 22
Replying to @inmanoasis @venmo and 4 others
It would mean a lot to me if you helped my friends at by donating to the set up by & Here's the link:
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Dana Jay Bein (#DJB) #CoronavirusRhapsody Mar 22
Replying to @inmanoasis @venmo and 5 others
It would mean a lot to me if you helped out my beautiful friends at by donating to their staff fund to help them recover their lost wages. Here's their :
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Dana Jay Bein (#DJB) #CoronavirusRhapsody Mar 22
Replying to @inmanoasis @venmo and 6 others
It would mean a lot to me if you considered supporting the comedy theater that made me the comedian I am. Please consider donating to - they're a wonderful non-profit comedy theater. I wouldn't be me without them.
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Dana Jay Bein (#DJB) #CoronavirusRhapsody Mar 22
Replying to @inmanoasis @venmo and 6 others
It would mean a lot to me if you helped my friends in the theater community salvage their losses by donating to the Theater Community Benevolent Fund. Click the link here:
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Dana Jay Bein (#DJB) #CoronavirusRhapsody Mar 22
Replying to @inmanoasis @venmo and 7 others
It would mean a lot to me if you helped out my friends in the restaurant / bar industry in and by donating to the foundation's Restaurant Strong Fund Link here:
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Dana Jay Bein (#DJB) #CoronavirusRhapsody Mar 22
Replying to @inmanoasis @venmo and 7 others
It would mean a lot to me if you could help out my friends in the music industry by chipping in to the Boston Music Maker Relief Fund:
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Dana Jay Bein (#DJB) #CoronavirusRhapsody Mar 22
It would mean a ton to me if you supported the following businesses in any way you can:
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Dana Jay Bein (#DJB) #CoronavirusRhapsody Mar 22
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Dana Jay Bein (#DJB) #CoronavirusRhapsody Mar 28
Look at the beauty that all of this became:
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Dana Jay Bein (#DJB) #CoronavirusRhapsody Mar 31
My beloved second home is closing indefinitely. I'm selling DJB t-shirts to benefit my IO family while they're out of work. Please support me by supporting my friends. I love you.
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