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Dad That Writes ☕
ADHD Introvert dad coping with anxiety through gallows humor; writer of poetry and some other shit; husband to a legendary wife; abuser of semicolons; musician.
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my name is no. 8h
But does anyone actually ever stay...
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Dad That Writes ☕ 9h
Why is my toddler yelling "have eyeballs on it" into my ear, in the dark, repeatedly, and won't stop?
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Shay 🍔 9h
I was just added to a list called poets. I feel like they will be really disappointed when I tweet about licking ketchup off some guy’s nutsack tomorrow.
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my name is no. 11h
Hey. You are not the trauma you have survived. You are a beautiful ray sunshine in a dark world and even if your life or attitude sometimes can’t reflect that... It is okay. You are light. I believe you are light. It is okay to be in the dark even when you are magical light.
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Dad That Writes ☕ 9h
Like a moth to a flame.
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my name is no. Jul 17
Whether you love it or hate it, you are attracted to what makes you feel.
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Brujo☠️Loco🤪MikeP 9h
not to be mean but I hope some of your phones run out of battery & you have no easy access to a charger
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Skoog 9h
me: don’t you hate it when you stumble across a cursed ring and after you cast it into the fiery pits of hell you turn around and reach into your pocket and there it is, sitting there like you didn’t just watch it melt in the bubbling magma wizard: [sips beer] fuckin aye bro
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🍺 Tenacious T & the Beer of Destiny 🍺 Dec 1
NO that's not jizz in my hair, I'm a fucking lady it's donut glaze.
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Frank Chips 9h
[School reunion] Chemistry: alcohol is a solution! *skulls can* Maths: we're out of beer guys Geography: let's get more! i know a place Biology: hey geography, i think i know the co-ordinuts hehe *exposes balls*
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Dad That Writes ☕ 9h
Axl Roses are red Axl Violets are blue Welcome to the jungle, baby You're gonna die too
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Richard Dean 9h
My wife just told me that I’m “magical”. 😊 Then showed me a meme on her phone, telling her to tell someone they are “magical”. 🤔 You know what? I’ll allow it. I’m freaking magical. And YOU guys are TOO. 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
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Dad That Writes ☕ 9h
Replying to @melodywingfield
Yes. Big yes.
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Super Doll 9h
I like my grass ice cream a la mowed
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Stewie Tea ☕ Jul 18
🥇🥇🥇 Tweet Read. 🥇🥇🥇 This is a tweet read for who was my pick of the Wednesday Hump Day tweet call. Congratulations! Original tweet in comments.
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•Ginko, The Mystic Monk• Jul 18
Kisses.
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Stewie Tea ☕ Jul 18
💚💚💚 Tweet Read 💚💚💚 This is a tweet read for to say thank you for being an all round cool dude! Original tweet in comments
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Stewie Tea ☕ May 20
My yoga teacher was sent to prison for fraud. He did a 3 year stretch.
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Ricki "The Real Darren" Tarr Jul 18
Gloria Gaynor, but with anxiety: At first I was afraid, I was petrified, now I'm more afraid and still petrified.
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Bart Jul 18
Feeling tough today so I’m gonna go pick a fight with some mall walkers
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