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Dad's Puns 8 h
Jokes about sausages are bad... but.. Jokes about German sausages are the würst!
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Dad's Puns 8 h
Really cheesed off. Every morning a huge German Shepherd poos on my front lawn. Today, to make matters worse, he brought his dog.
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Dad's Puns 4. velj
My wife is on one of these tropical fruit juice diets, the house is full of the stuff! It's enough to make a mango crazy.
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Dad's Puns 4. velj
My optician's just told me I'm colour blind. It's come completely out of the green.
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Dad's Puns 4. velj
Virtual Run raising pennies for if any of you fancy a challenge 🤞⭐
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Dad's Puns 4. velj
Words cannot describe how beautiful you are. But numbers can, 6/10
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Dad's Puns 4. velj
How do you comfort a grammar fanatic? Their, they're, there.
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Dad's Puns 4. velj
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
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Dad's Puns 4. velj
What days are the strongest? Saturday & Sunday. The rest are week days.
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Dad's Puns 4. velj
Just seen that there's a nudist convention on in town next week... Might go if I've got nothing on.
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Dad's Puns 3. velj
Sorry sir, we don't serve time travelers here. A time traveller walks into a bar.
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Dad's Puns 3. velj
My son asked me what procrastinate means. I said: “I’ll tell you later.”
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Dad's Puns 2. velj
I've just invented a new Golf ball that will go in the hole if it gets within 4 inches. Note to self: Do NOT put them in back pocket.
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Dad's Puns 31. sij
Today's 5km as an inflatable T-Rex for 💛💗⭐ Day 31/366 and that's month one done doing 5km every day and £3000 raised so far! Thank you everyone that's followed and supported me so far 👍😎 Just giving is below 🙈👇😘
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Dad's Puns 31. sij
I could make a million jokes about cash machines I just can't think of one atm.
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Dad's Puns 31. sij
Spent all of my wages on skin cream. Bit of a rash decision!
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Dad's Puns 30. sij
I told my boss I needed a pay rise, I said that 3 other companies were after me Boss "which ones?" I said "the electric, gas, & the water"
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Dad's Puns 30. sij
I can hear opera coming from my wallet.. I think it might be the 3 tenners
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Dad's Puns 30. sij
I always carry a picture of my wife and children in my wallet. It reminds me why there’s no money in there.
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Run Jokes 29. sij
They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
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