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Dad's Puns
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The old ones are the best...
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Dad's Puns
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Jokes about sausages are bad...
but..
Jokes about German sausages are the würst!
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Really cheesed off.
Every morning a huge German Shepherd poos on my front lawn.
Today, to make matters worse, he brought his dog.
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My wife is on one of these tropical fruit juice diets, the house is full of the stuff!
It's enough to make a mango crazy.
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My optician's just told me I'm colour blind.
It's come completely out of the green.
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Virtual Run raising pennies for @braintumourrsch if any of you fancy a challenge 🤞⭐ twitter.com/DadsRuns/statu…
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Words cannot describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can, 6/10
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How do you comfort a grammar fanatic?
Their, they're, there.
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Why is abbreviation such a long word?
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What days are the strongest?
Saturday & Sunday.
The rest are week days.
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Just seen that there's a nudist convention on in town next week...
Might go if I've got nothing on.
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Sorry sir, we don't serve time travelers here.
A time traveller walks into a bar.
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My son asked me what procrastinate means.
I said: “I’ll tell you later.”
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I've just invented a new Golf ball that will go in the hole if it gets within 4 inches.
Note to self: Do NOT put them in back pocket.
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Today's 5km as an inflatable T-Rex for @braintumourrsch 💛💗⭐
Day 31/366 and that's month one done doing 5km every day and £3000 raised so far!
Thank you everyone that's followed @DadsRuns and supported me so far 👍😎
Just giving is below 🙈👇😘
justgiving.com/fundraising/Da… twitter.com/DadsRuns/statu…
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31. sij |
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I could make a million jokes about cash machines
I just can't think of one atm.
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31. sij |
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Spent all of my wages on skin cream.
Bit of a rash decision!
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30. sij |
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I told my boss I needed a pay rise, I said that 3 other companies were after me
Boss "which ones?"
I said "the electric, gas, & the water"
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30. sij |
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I can hear opera coming from my wallet..
I think it might be the 3 tenners
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30. sij |
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I always carry a picture of my wife and children in my wallet.
It reminds me why there’s no money in there.
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Run Jokes
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29. sij |
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They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles.
Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
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