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Suzy Drivdahl
singer and bassist for new music out now , maker of bath and body products, & a piece of shit human
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Suzy Drivdahl Jun 8
Discussing with my husband tonight. “I don’t have the brain capacity to solve any crimes because my head is too full of sad poetry about my ex brother in law.”
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Suzy Drivdahl Jun 8
I drink wine and get emotional, what’s your superpower? 🙄🙄
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Suzy Drivdahl Jun 7
You guuyyyssss!!!
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Suzy Drivdahl Jun 5
Husband on my Spotify: what’s a good playlist to listen to? Me: My Daily Mix 2 Spotify: plays solely emo music from the 00’s Husband: why is this all eyeliner music!? 😂😂😂
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Suzy Drivdahl May 31
Replying to @da_suz
Also, “Them Bitches” is a term of endearment stemming from me telling my husband, through tears of joy, when he walked in on me listening to MFM for the first time, “Them bitches is funny!” Now we’re both
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Suzy Drivdahl May 31
When you couldn’t bond with your sister over because she’s a that hates child murder, but then happens and you can FINALLY SHARE THIS WITH HER!!
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Suzy Drivdahl May 20
It’s almost as though opening the door to government legislation on our bodies might set a precedent, and it might not end with abortion rights. Who could have known!?
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DOROTHY May 19
Now I’m awake. I was asleep before. That's how we let it happen. When they slaughtered Congress, we didn't wake up. When they blamed terrorists and suspended the constitution, we didn't wake up then, either (anyone else see the similarities 2 our lives?)
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Suzy Drivdahl May 19
Everytime someone says shit about Sean Hannity, my initial reaction is, “Fuck you! I LOVE Sean Hannity!” But then I realize, I love Sean Finnerty...
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Suzy Drivdahl May 8
Why am I teary-eyed over fucking Kitchen Nightmares? We don’t deserve
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Suzy Drivdahl May 7
I have the worst headache and I’m so over people today... who wants to pay my mortgage so I can quit my job? Anyone?
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Suzy Drivdahl May 2
Replying to @LZZYHALE
Do you listen to music people send you?
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Suzy Drivdahl May 2
Jesus. I drink two glasses of wine before dinner and I’m replying to every message with, “Yeet motherfucker.”
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Suzy Drivdahl Apr 28
I really love playing music. I appreciate so much the people that come to shows and make it so I can do that. You guys are the real mvps, I owe you my sanity. For reals. 🖤
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Karen Kilgariff Apr 20
Postmates except they come in and wash your face for you and then put you to bed it’s not supposed to be funny I’m telling you my deepest wish
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Suzy Drivdahl Apr 18
Pickles just wants Piper to love her, and Piper just wants to nap. Little sisters are apparently universally annoying. 😂😂 .
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Jake Massanari Apr 16
Be careful who you make fun of in middle school.
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Suzy Drivdahl Apr 15
Is it just me, or do these man-eating mermaids look an awful lot like and ? 🤔🐠
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Suzy Drivdahl Apr 13
For something that smells just like an old potato, my dog sure does act like a princess...
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Suzy Drivdahl Mar 22
ME: Who does this asshole think he’s looking at? Why does it feel like people are always staring at me, I just want to be left alone! ALSO ME: Has blue hair...
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