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Left-Pad-Kirby.npm.js 4h
Replying to @goekesmi
you aim for the joints or the ammo box.
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Left-Pad-Kirby.npm.js 5h
Every time I see one of these things now I'm like "Wheres the .50 cal sniper rifle mounted on it?"
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Left-Pad-Kirby.npm.js 6h
Replying to @TinehAgent
so much fun. Just hit world tier 3 today.
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Left-Pad-Kirby.npm.js 17h
Replying to @munin @Ascii211 and 2 others
I must be crazy because I find that aroma to be delightful.
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Left-Pad-Kirby.npm.js 17h
Replying to @munin @Ascii211 and 2 others
the costco kona brew beans have a flavor and aroma that is almost like cocoa before brewing
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Left-Pad-Kirby.npm.js 17h
Replying to @munin @Ascii211 and 2 others
I'm not gonna talk coffee because you all think I'm heretics for using creamer and sweet and low. AT LEAST IM USING LESS. AND GRINDING MY OWN BEANS INSTEAD OF GRINDING ON TANKS.
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Left-Pad-Kirby.npm.js 17h
*record scratch* WHAT. WHAT THE FU-
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Left-Pad-Kirby.npm.js 17h
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Left-Pad-Kirby.npm.js 17h
now, when I'm doing proper eggs for my wife: we use real eggs, and a slice of cheese for each of us, salt, pepper, and butter to coat the pan. temperature is extremely well-controlled because my wife likes her eggs -just so- and I aim to please.
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Left-Pad-Kirby.npm.js 17h
when the bacon is done, drain the excess grease, put the bread in the frying pan. microwave the eggs for 1:40, flip the toast, microwave again for another :40. breakfast is done, coffee has finished brewing.
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Left-Pad-Kirby.npm.js 17h
and get a coffee mug. spray the coffee mug with non-stick spray because fuck having to clean the mug, and measure out 9 tablespoons of egg beaters (thats 3 eggs, and only like 75 calories)
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Left-Pad-Kirby.npm.js 17h
my morning routine is to grind the coffee, get the brita filter out because god damn it if I'm going to drink 128 fl oz a day, I'm going to do it right, and fill the coffee pot to six cups, pour into the coffee maker, and get that mess started. Get my bacon going..
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Left-Pad-Kirby.npm.js 18h
I'll eat reduced calorie toast, egg beaters I microwaved in a coffee mug, but I absolutely do not fuck around when it comes to bacon.
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Left-Pad-Kirby.npm.js 18h
I eat egg beaters because I enjoy suffering. AND GAINS.
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Left-Pad-Kirby.npm.js 18h
jester is a shithead. that is all.
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Left-Pad-Kirby.npm.js 21h
Replying to @munin
better tweetdeck has an edit button. deletes your tweet and allows you to tweet a new tweet. Works fine 🤷
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Left-Pad-Kirby.npm.js 21h
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Left-Pad-Kirby.npm.js 21h
Replying to @SwiftOnSecurity
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Left-Pad-Kirby.npm.js 22h
I went swimming today. it was a good day.
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Left-Pad-Kirby.npm.js Apr 18
It was ONE TIM- okay, no, It wasn't.
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