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Chris White
DevOps at . The Life. All tweets are my personal views. Solutions Architect ( 9Y51XQQ222VQ1T36 ) StackOverflow ID ( 8217727 )
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Chris White 16h
I feel like the evolution of programming languages these days is strict typed languages trying to be more dynamic (generics, lambdas, etc.) and dynamic languages trying to be more strict (type hinting)
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Chris White Sep 17
Finished my orientation for volunteer work at and will be doing a decent amount of training sessions on the weekend
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Chris White Sep 13
ChatOps or yet another way to put all your eggs in one basket and reduce fault tolerance and high availability for critical services
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Chris White Sep 13
"Eh, so the class member is private just hack with reflection anything is possible" YOLO or how to get library authors to hate you
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Chris White Sep 13
Cleaning dried lasagna plates and pans is a circle of hell
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Chris White Sep 12
"Faster Algorithms" has to be so very close to "Military Grade Encryption"
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Chris White Sep 12
iPhone XS Max Payne
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Chris White Sep 12
It looks like Apple has gone with the Scrum/Agile method of prioritizing iPhones using T-shirt sizes
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Chris White Sep 11
AWS talking about Hurricane Florence prep on their side
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Chris White Sep 10
Lasagna tastes amazing for example but good luck cleaning the dishes afterwards
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Chris White Sep 10
My constant battle between cooking something delicious and dealing with the aftermath of cleaning the result
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Chris White Sep 6
New Chrome update on OSX feels like Firefox's UI for some reason
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Chris White Sep 5
I get that by... walking outside my back patio entrance...?
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Chris White Sep 5
"Measuring the memory usage of popular web apps" there's no way this can end well
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Chris White Sep 4
I mean I'm not a huge fan of fortnite anyways. It feels like Disney/Pixar made an FPS and after enough watching Battlefield/CoD let's plays it lacks luster. Also if I want foolish dancing I can watch Fresh Prince re-runs or something.
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Chris White Sep 4
My generation is woke, lit af, and plays fortnite apparently
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Chris White Sep 4
"We're in the cloud so everything works no problems *stuffs everything into a single AZ/Region*"
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Chris White Sep 4
Now have daily jogging at 5AM in my regiment... ... where I watch the electric scooter peeps dump their stuff onto sidewalks
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Chris White Aug 29
Replying to @majorhayden
Basically you get to the point where anything that's not English has an instant mental switch to the secondary language (or why despite knowing a small amount of spanish I'll always end up trying to respond in Japanese as that's how I'm mentally wired)
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Chris White Aug 29
Just got back from a long vacation *marks all emails as read*
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