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Michael Spicer Jan 23
They should specify that the Bad Sex Awards is for writing. Seven years I was sending in those tapes.
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Christina Holland Dec 19
ah, someone's finally solved the problem of cybering at scale
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⬡Morgan needs more wine 🏳️‍⚧️⬡ Dec 5
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lottymakes Nov 4
“losing/taking virginity” - turns sex into an object - places pressure on the decision - you don’t actually lose or take anything ? “sexual debut” - exciting - all focus is on u - suggests a musical number is involved
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Strange Small Stories Oct 14
1. Arthur wasn't like his coworkers, or his room-mates, or the family and friends that he barely saw. He wasn't like them, because he was happy. He was happy because he assumed that modern society was nothing but a weird sex game, and that he had a safeword.
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Alex 🌹 Chilton Sep 28
Hey baby are you a software update? Because not now
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Christopher Ashman Sep 17
her: my fantasy is eating whipped cream off each other, what’s yours JRR Tolkien: *big breath in*
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president from brainland Sep 12
“Is God mad at me for being a little bitch” is the plot of the odyssey
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uel aramchek 4 Sep 14
There was only one way to make sure that she never dated a Scorpio again, so she loaded three rounds into her telescope and took aim.
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Janelle Shane Aug 29
🧠: giving a neural net a sexy first sentence so it writes terrible erotica 🌌🧠: first finetuning the neural net on crochet patterns so it gradually turns its terrible erotica into crochet patterns
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~ Aug 27
Just heard some idiot say you can't do BDSM on your own and honestly I had to restrain myself.
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la petite bort Aug 26
The horny singles in your area have all gotten married and started horny families in your area
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Felicia "Ray" Davin Aug 9
HETROSPECT, n. Realizing things you did in your youth were not, in fact, straight. EX: “In hetrospect, her adolescent fascination with Joan Jett was a sign.”
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Cathy Humes Aug 1
Giants Strippers 🤝 Grinding men’s bones to make their bread
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Michal Jul 31
[COSMO HEADLINE] Six Moves To Drive Your Man Wild In Bed
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batkaren Jul 11
You like bad boys? Real poor-quality guys with failing organs and paper-thin skin? Faulty, low-grade, broken-brained men who are literally falling apart? Just shoddy, defective, garbage-shit male humans? Want some decrepit Earth dudes?
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Ryan North Jul 14
MYTHOLOGIST: So basically the story of the Trojan horse tells us that sometimes things we're told "will be fun" and are "no big deal" are actually horrible, and the men behind them are entirely untrustworthy. GUY WHO NAMED HIS CONDOM BRAND "TROJAN" THE DAY BEFORE: uh
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friendly reminder that it is a sin to not be bisexual. the bible says adam and eve not adam or eve.
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Senator Bison Sexhorn & Knuckles, III Jul 1
You, degenerate, gutter-snipe, feckless: Sexting that is mainly apologies, combined with assurances that our coitus will be “fine” Me, whip-smart, refined, capable: Neurotica
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Independant Tleilaxu Bass Dancer Jun 26
David Hilbert: I love you Käthe Käthe: I love you more DH: I love you x infinity K: I love you x infinity+1 DH:*frowns* K: David, wait! -um- I love you x infinity x 10 DH: *starts drawing a hotel* So we have a hotel wherein rooms proceed 1,2,3, so on, infinitely...
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