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David G Aug 15
Autocorrect is a bastard! Just text my pal asking if he wanted to go for a wank down the river! 🙈🙈! I meant the canal!
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Stiggy Aug 16
Exactly this! So many people use Gates as an excuse to do nothing because he was a college dropout and so many think because they have a degree they're entitled to success, it comes from hard work, education can help unlock doors but it's not always necessary
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David Boon Aug 16
Hopefully inspired to get off their arse and make@it happen for themselves. Education isn’t a right to success and lack of isn’t a passage to failure. Make your future what you want it to be.
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Skye2017 Aug 9
Replying to @RacingBreaks
Would be a fantastic race - but they’ll never all show up!
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Skye2017 Aug 8
So I assume that I am going to be able to claim compensation for the fact it's taken me nearly two hours to make the 35 minute journey from Southend Victoria to Shenfield this evening?
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Skye2017 Aug 8
Cheers it's taken me the best part of 2 hours to get home from Southend this evening including a magical mystery tour of Essex on replacement bus service cos of engineering works you DIDN'T advertise earlier in the day when I left Shenfield. Thanks! Wankers!
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Skye2017 Aug 8
Replying to @greateranglia
So why the fuck wasn't this advertised earlier in the day, so I could make plans to get back before I had to take this fucking magical mystery bus tour thru Essex? You really do run a shite service don't you
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Skye2017 Aug 8
Replying to @greateranglia
Well thanks a fucking bunch for that!
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Skye2017 Aug 8
why are there no service between Southend Victoria and Shenfield right now? Just told I have to get bus to Wickford and change.
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Skye2017 Aug 7
Replying to @Amp1969 @greateranglia
Finally got on a train at Shenfield at fourth attempt due to rammed carriages. your service is a fucking disgrace!
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Skye2017 Aug 7
Is it just me or are the trains through Shenfield particularly jam packed today? Nevermind, those extra long trains will be arriving sometime on the next twenty years!!!!! 😡😡😡
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Skye2017 Aug 6
Replying to @Racing_UK
Happy to give it a go for you - I'm an existing member (so will I still get the month free?!?!?)
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Skye2017 Aug 6
I remember a time when peak hour trains on the line were half empty during the school summer holidays...... is no one going away this year?!?!?!
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Shit Jokes Aug 4
How much does a lizard weigh? Depends on the scales.
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Geoff Banks Aug 2
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D Attenborough Aug 1
"Okay you can let go now, I've got this. Omg! Yay!"
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Skye2017 Aug 2
Replying to @cuecardfan
I really couldn’t give a toss about how long it’s taken a woman to make her own dress or the other one who’s stuck some strawberries on her hat!!! 😡😡😡😡
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Skye2017 Aug 2
Honestly, is anyone tuning in to watch Goodwood Races on really interested in these crappy fashion segments?!? For God’s sake stop wasting the limited TV time available and show us more of the bloody horses that most of us are actually tuning in to watch!
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Bet Geoff Banks Aug 1
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Skye2017 Jul 30
Hope you are going to get on some of the rest of the week - at least we can count on him to give us a selection in each race and not keep ducking out like Pricewise Segal did in today’s edition!
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