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Skye2017 10h
Replying to @jocknjude @kris1179
Can you give us a clue which ones?
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Skye2017 11h
Replying to @PaulKealyRP
Great shout on Crack On Crack On yesterday Paul! Got me out of trouble on my punting yet again!
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ITVSpurt May 25
That'll Teach The Clever Fcuker For Standing So Close!
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ITVSpurt May 22
Don't Fcuk About With A Tazer!
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Skye2017 May 19
Depending on what weed you’re talking about, he’d probably like that! Puffs away on it all the time - and goes out driving after he’s been on it. Like I said, complete wanker!
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Skye2017 May 19
Replying to @ParkingWankers
And just to demonstrate how much space there is in front of my neighbour's car........ what a knob!
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Skye2017 May 19
My cunt of a neighbour' s been up to his antics again! He's reversed his van right up onto my bumper - with about four car lengths at front of him! Thinks he's the big man - actually a complete tosser!
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Shit Jokes May 15
Prince Harry says he doesn’t want the traditional fruit cake at his wedding. Prince Phillip says he doesn't give a fuck, he's still going!
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Battersea May 18
"I was prescribed a dog as part of the treatment to help with my depression. I wish my psychiatrist had recommended this sooner as I can’t imagine my life without my canine companion." Read Brother Barnabas-Francis' story: . 💙
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Skye2017 May 17
Replying to @aislingrosennis
Have these people really got nothing better to do with their time! God help us!
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Skye2017 May 17
Replying to @MCYeeehaaa @itvracing
Shame he's not in Government - I'd feel a lot more confident with him running things! A statesman and a gentleman (and a bloody good horse trainer too!!)
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Skye2017 May 17
I can take or leave Chamberlain -still prefer myself. Francesca is much better than I expected and have a lot of time for Jason Weaver. But get rid of Matt Chapman and bring back the dulcet tones of Simon Holt please!
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GPV Hayes May 14
Good deed done today, at Aldi check out I was behind an old lady in the queue. Her bill came to £51.60 but when she counted out her change she had just under £50. She didn’t want me to help her bless her, but I insisted, and in no time we had all her shopping back on the shelves.
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Ascot Racecourse May 12
To celebrate the year anniversary of the Ascot Shop opening, we are giving away a hamper. Simply RT to be in with a chance of winning 📲
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Skye2017 May 15
Replying to @Ascot
An outfit that might need to include a stab vest if race courses don’t hurry up and sort out it’s problem of drunken and drugged up louts starting trouble!
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Skye2017 May 15
Agree with overall sentiments but think the problem is more than a couple of isolated incidents.... what about trouble on successive weeks at Lingfield concert nights last year? Now two weeks running at key courses and it’s only the start of flat season. Race tracks HAVE to act!
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Skye2017 May 15
Ant and Dec pictured together for the first time since drink-drive arrest - The Sun. Great to see the old mates back together...... but in a beer garden? Really?!?!
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Shit Jokes May 14
A Policeman just stopped me and asked me to step out of the car. "You're staggering", he said. "You're not so bad yourself", I replied.
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Skye2017 May 15
Replying to @myracingtips
Missed this poll but completely agree with the result! The drunken lout wife boys situation needs sorting!
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Shit Jokes May 14
I was walking along the street the other day when I slipped in dog shit. A minute later, some guy did exactly the same. I said to him, "I just did that!" So he punched me in the face and called me a dirty bastard!
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