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A Crime a Day
In 1982, the DOJ attempted to count the total number of federal crimes. The WSJ said 'Since then, no one has tried anything nearly as extensive.' Until...
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A Crime a Day 9h
I don’t know why everyone just assumes I’m going to know that the maximum water use allowed for any showerhead manufactured after January 1, 1994, is 2.5 gallons per minute pursuant to 10 CFR §430.32(p).
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A Crime a Day 9h
pouring out a cold 18 USC §2710 for you.
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A Crime a Day 12h
21 USC §§333, 352, 21 CFR §201.56 & FDA BLA STN 103000/5215 make it a federal crime to sell Botox without warning people that it can spread from the injection site and cause more generalized paralysis.
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A Crime a Day 19h
This is why judges should all keep a copy of How to Become a Federal Criminal on the bench.
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A Crime a Day Aug 11
40 USC §1315(c)(2) & 32 CFR §228.2 make it a federal crime to go on NSA property and disobey a sign telling you to do something, or not to do something.
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A Crime a Day Aug 10
Replying to @gtconway3d
Dammit, George.
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A Crime a Day Aug 10
Replying to @beyondreasdoubt
Just let me.
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A Crime a Day Aug 10
Replying to @JiveDanMullen
You don’t.
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A Crime a Day Aug 10
This has nothing to do with Ben Shapiro or Cardi B, but 7 USC §2149(d) & 9 CFR §3.19(b)(2) make it a federal crime not to keep a cat dry while the cat is being transported.
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A Crime a Day Aug 10
Replying to @The_RCF
It always does though.
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A Crime a Day Aug 10
Replying to @vincentrivasfl
This is the Internet. Can’t somebody?
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A Crime a Day Aug 10
Replying to @RecuerdaHoy
I shan’t.
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A Crime a Day Aug 10
Replying to @Swordopolis
I won’t.
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A Crime a Day Aug 10
As attorney general I will simply not.
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A Crime a Day Aug 10
Replying to @justinamash
It makes for great shit on twitter.
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A Crime a Day Aug 10
18 USC §1752(a)(5) makes it a federal crime to fly a drone over the White House.
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A Crime a Day Aug 9
Replying to @lawprofblawg
Something something corpus delectable.
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A Crime a Day Aug 9
Replying to @FinnDen
No fucking way, Dennis.
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A Crime a Day Aug 9
Replying to @CrimeADay
even if it's your carcass.
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A Crime a Day Aug 9
18 USC §1865 & 36 CFR §13.604(b) make it a federal crime to stay within 50 yards of a bear that's eating an animal carcass in Alaska's Aniakchak National Monument.
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