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A Crime a Day
In 1982, the DOJ attempted to count the total number of federal crimes. The WSJ said 'Since then, no one has tried anything nearly as extensive.' Until...
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A Crime a Day 11h
Replying to @MrPeanut
I knew it.
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A Crime a Day 12h
21 USC §§601(n)(7), 610, 676 & 9 CFR §319.300 make it a federal crime to sell chili con carne if more than 25% of the meat is head meat, cheek meat, and/or heart meat.
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A Crime a Day 21h
Replying to @loveIyjess
Nothing.
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A Crime a Day Feb 1
Replying to @CrimeADay
By contrast, this is the version that camper salesmen would have suggested.
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A Crime a Day Feb 1
15 USC §1233, §1232(g) & 49 CFR §575.103(e)(1)(ii)(F) make it a federal crime for a slide-in camper maker to sell a camper without this illustration in the manual.
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A Crime a Day Jan 31
21 USC §§331, 333, 343, 21 CFR §139.150(d) & §139.160(d) make it a federal crime to sell vegetable egg spaghetti that's less than .06" in diameter.
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A Crime a Day Jan 31
Replying to @S_G_Alexander
Involving the pencil?
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A Crime a Day Jan 31
Let me know if the perfect attendance pencil gets transported in foreign or interstate commerce.
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A Crime a Day Jan 30
42 USC §§264, 271 & 42 CFR §71.33(c)(1) make it a federal crime for a person coming to the United States, who is considered to pose an exceptionally serious risk of transmitting a communicable disease, to not submit to medical surveillance and monitoring.
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A Crime a Day Jan 30
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A Crime a Day Jan 29
Replying to @TheWizardofLawz
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A Crime a Day Jan 29
33 USC §3 & 33 CFR §334.210(b)(2) make it a federal crime to enter the Navy's guided missile test range in the Chesapeake Bay while missiles are being fired, unless you get permission.
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A Crime a Day Jan 29
Replying to @volewhisperer
So true. So true.
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A Crime a Day Jan 29
True story: the most controversial thing about my book’s manuscript was whether Gouda or Swiss is the funnier cheese.
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A Crime a Day Jan 29
Replying to @andyroth
Small steps, sure, but nothing to sneeze at.
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A Crime a Day Jan 28
Replying to @NicoleSganga
arrest him.
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A Crime a Day Jan 28
Replying to @ChristieSmythe
confusing nut milk with nut liquid can kill you.
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A Crime a Day Jan 28
15 USC §§2614, 2615(b)(1), 40 CFR §§721.11233(b)(1) & 721.125(a) make it a federal crime to make cashew nut shell liquid without keeping records of how much cashew nut shell liquid you've made.
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A Crime a Day Jan 27
Replying to @areajules
Some fibers make a pact that if they both get to a certain age and they’ve never been felted, they’ll felt each other.
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A Crime a Day Jan 27
Replying to @volewhisperer
no. buy it again.
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