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Courtney Rainey
grown on long island, grafted onto massachusetts. tweets/RTs/opinions are my own
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Courtney Rainey 13h
used something I learned on tiktok at my real life adult job, perpetuating gen z's mostly correct titktok assessment that millennials can't just mindlessly enjoy anything
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Courtney Rainey Nov 18
Replying to @emilydoo
...wait, is that a thing
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Courtney Rainey Nov 13
Replying to @JaneRayburn
oh to see and be seen
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Courtney Rainey Nov 12
is being at home in pjs waiting for budget votes nice? yes. do I miss all of you and a random office's leftover pizza and complaining I'm too tired to go to the bar knowing I'll go anyway? terribly.
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Courtney Rainey Nov 10
I'm gonna go order some Kelly's and stand in my kitchen for 45 minutes before I can eat it, a real DIY-budget week
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Courtney Rainey Nov 9
oh hello there, FY21
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Courtney Rainey Nov 7
Replying to @emilydoo
of course that's what I was doing while the news broke in the other room...on a Saturday. v fitting of 2020
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Courtney Rainey Nov 7
Replying to @emilydoo
please inject 'madam vice president' directly into my veins
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Courtney Rainey Nov 4
had a dream last night that kamala harris ran a bakery inside a movie theater. the bakery had a liquor license and their signature drink was a pitcher of two bottles of wine mixed together with vodka. which I'm going to need at some point today.
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Courtney Rainey Nov 2
may I back up my previous statement with the following:
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Courtney Rainey Nov 2
Jane, politics is for everyone
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Courtney Rainey Oct 29
Replying to @rachsyme
black and blue - counting crows
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Courtney Rainey Oct 27
Replying to @emilydoo
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Courtney Rainey Oct 26
just drove past someone with a 'DEMOCRATS FOR TRUMP' bumper sticker and the tenuous grasp I had on reality is now fully lost. I have no remaining brain cells.
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Courtney Rainey Oct 22
my google calendar alerted me to a flight to ireland we were supposed to be on. instead, i know how long all of my stardew valley crops will take and their optimal land use plan. tomato, tomato.
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Courtney Rainey Oct 16
Replying to @tzigal
Copy and paste but change what the bunny is holding (\_/) ( •_•) / >🏛️ mine feels ominous
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Courtney Rainey Oct 14
Replying to @gena_frank
whole story is from 7/22, but in case you still have a subscription:
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Courtney Rainey Oct 14
Replying to @gena_frank
Handy bookmark from our dear friends at SHNS. I believe transpo is still outstanding, but here's bill numbers at least!
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Courtney Rainey Oct 13
just stared out the window watching the rain while drinking two fingers of leftover pepsi. quarantine is bleak.
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Courtney Rainey Oct 7
Replying to @emilydoo
idk how I have a different one than the original tweet, but Driving Miss Daisy starring Hilary Swank
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