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cottoncandaddy
Los Angeles, CA
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writer, editor, graphic artist, just a dad on the internet having a good time | token Canadian and editor at @funnyordie | nb she/he | ig: sloane.anyhoos
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sloane (sipihkopiyesis)
@cottoncandaddy
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retweeting your own tweet when it's not even a full 24 hours old should be a crime
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sloane (sipihkopiyesis)
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alright so who wants to marry into my canadian citizenship, bidding starts now
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sloane (sipihkopiyesis)
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I simply cannot
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sloane (sipihkopiyesis)
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gm queen
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sloane (sipihkopiyesis)
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damn................. touché
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sloane (sipihkopiyesis)
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are there any over-ear headphones that don't hurt to wear with glasses help me
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sloane (sipihkopiyesis)
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which one is it hasan pic.twitter.com/Y1d0WnOfDK
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sloane (sipihkopiyesis)
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31. sij |
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you guys use google hangouts for your family chat
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sloane (sipihkopiyesis)
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31. sij |
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the britney zone by the grove!!!
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sloane (sipihkopiyesis)
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who is!!!!!!!!!!
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sloane (sipihkopiyesis)
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that’s your dog now
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sloane (sipihkopiyesis)
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I have the biggest teeth in the world
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sloane (sipihkopiyesis)
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😪 rip
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sloane (sipihkopiyesis)
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no!!!!!!!! there’s no vaccine!!!!!!’
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sloane (sipihkopiyesis)
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if nothing else I have a jaw pic.twitter.com/IuorsCRzVQ
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sloane (sipihkopiyesis)
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GODDAMMIT
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sloane (sipihkopiyesis)
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this kicks ass pic.twitter.com/wbPFI1IRNS
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sloane (sipihkopiyesis)
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pretend this isn’t blurry pic.twitter.com/hr3ISc0DU4
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sloane (sipihkopiyesis)
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toxic airlines pic.twitter.com/bUWyMo7Hs9
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sloane (sipihkopiyesis)
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I got it literally three times and Kat was not recording. betrayal
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