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Colin Mochrie
the real Colin Mochrie. accept no substitutes.
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Colin Mochrie 5h
Life is so unfair.
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Colin Mochrie 5h
You're screwed.
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Colin Mochrie 5h
Belated Happy Birthday sir! I assume that you are now legally allowed to do anything?
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The Onion 18h
Humanity Surprised It Still Hasn’t Figured Out Better Alternative To Letting Power-Hungry Assholes Decide Everything
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Colin Mochrie 20h
You inspire me.
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Colin Mochrie 20h
Depressed over realizing that I will never be Best Newcomer.
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Colin Mochrie Mar 22
Congrats on a great opening. Funny, touching show and a wonderfully talented cast.Much success.
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Colin Mochrie Mar 22
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Roxy Dunn Mar 22
PEOPLE OF HARLOW who wants to see a funny play this Friday? Still some tickets left for InTents&Purposes!
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andrew πŸ‘“πŸ‰ rich πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Mar 21
an RT from you would be much appreciated: Emergency Veterinary Care for Linus πŸ™‡πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ
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bubbles jj Mar 21
This book made me laugh so hard! Great work !
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Colin Mochrie Mar 19
If you think of Lord Dampnut as the Bizarro President, then everything he says is opposite and therefore, true.
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Colin Mochrie Mar 19
If Lord Dampnut reduced his vacations, would that fund everything that has been cut?
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P.S. Literary Agency Mar 19
Looking for an that will make you laugh? NOT QUITE THE CLASSICS by will do the trick!
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Magdalena Mar 17
Won't you be a sweet and retweet my comic, Anxiety the Cat?
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Cocacolakid Mar 16
If Melania Trump lived in the White House for just 10 days we could fund Meals on Wheels for a full year.
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Colin Mochrie Mar 16
Oh, so I told you already.
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Colin Mochrie Mar 16
In my day , we didn't have the fancy headphones. We'd tie the singer to our heads. Remind me to tell you the Sinatra story.
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Colin Mochrie Mar 16
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Ricky Mar 16
Celebrating the birthday of four time TonyAward nominee Victor Garber!
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