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Amy the Vibrator Fairy
Strictly 18+, very NSFW. Sex blogger, sex educator, adult product reviewer. Queer AF, poly, femme. Runs on coffee and inappropriate thoughts. She/her.
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Amy the Vibrator Fairy 6m
I used to have a ridiculous list of travel things I wanted to do pre-30. Now with 2 years to go I'm like "LOL AS IF."
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Amy the Vibrator Fairy 7m
Replying to @SarahBHoll
Yes please! ❤
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Amy the Vibrator Fairy 8m
Replying to @SarahBHoll
Tell me all about it at Eroticon? It sounds so so good.
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Amy the Vibrator Fairy 9m
PLEASE do it again! Your British gal over here needs time to save up 😉
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Amy the Vibrator Fairy 10m
Replying to @girlonthenet
OMG that would be so so wonderful! Will definitely catch up with you at Eroticon and discuss possibilities. We could have a little UK sex bloggers' adventure...
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Amy the Vibrator Fairy 14m
I'm really sad I'm not at this weekend. Alas transatlantic flights are expensive. I want to do Woodhull and Playground next year... can 2019 be the year Amy goes to international sex conferences?
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Amy the Vibrator Fairy 15m
Replying to @Girly_Juice
....wow, that's pretty clueless!
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Amy the Vibrator Fairy 19m
Twitter: what's the stupidest thing someone has ever told you about sex under the guise of "advice"? Mine is probably "if you don't feel like you're flying through space the first time, you're doing it wrong."
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Amy the Vibrator Fairy 6h
Today's : "use a baby wipe on your vulva before sex." (Only much cruder and more shamey and less accurate language.) NO FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK DO NOT DO THIS. BABY WIPES ARE REALLY BAD FOR GENITALS. DAMN.
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Amy the Vibrator Fairy 7h
Masturbation Monday: "Pinwheel" ,
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Amy the Vibrator Fairy 15h
"Can You Be Any More Ridiculous?" (Or: "Can You Be Cool?") - CK Watches You Me Her, S1E2. ,
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Amy the Vibrator Fairy 16h
Do you think I could get away with this at the office?
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Amy the Vibrator Fairy 16h
And with that, I'mma go read porn, sleep, and probably have crazy cit-withdrawal dreams. Night, Twitter x
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Amy the Vibrator Fairy 16h
If you enjoy my writing or have found it helpful, did you know you can buy me a coffee to say thanks?
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Amy the Vibrator Fairy 17h
Replying to @aendimmu
It's like the academic equivalent of "why do you want this job?" Because I like paying my rent?
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Amy the Vibrator Fairy 17h
Replying to @redhotsuz
I'm sure you hear this all the time but every time I see one of your pics I'm just blown away by how beautiful you are.
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Amy the Vibrator Fairy 17h
(Applying for graduate school) Them: "what attracted you to our university?" Me: "...It's the only one within a hundred miles that offers my course?"
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Amy the Vibrator Fairy 20h
I hate when bloggers get accused of "click bait." YES OUR SITES LITERALLY SURVIVE ON PEOPLE CLICKING THEM. FFS.
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Amy the Vibrator Fairy 21h
Replying to @hurricane_ros
I... wow. I need to know what the back story to that was!
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Amy the Vibrator Fairy 23h
[Toy Review] Evolved Novelties Silicone Silky "G" ,
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