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Amy CK
Strictly 18+, very NSFW. Sex blogger, toy reviewer, aspiring sex educator. Queer AF, poly, femme. Runs on coffee and inappropriate thoughts. She/her.
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Amy CK 8h
We're heading north for a family wedding and I am baffled at how many tacky sex shops there are along the A1... why is this a thing?
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Amy CK 12h
Replying to @matthaig1
"Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise." - Les Miserables
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Amy CK 12h
Replying to @matthaig1
"Forget regret or life is yours to miss" - Rent.
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Lovehoney 13h
Every day we offer massive discounts on one popular product - it's called Deal of the Day! Today's deal is 50% off!
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Amy CK 13h
So on the off chance anyone wants to get me a present. Just saying.
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Amy CK 13h
Dildos, dildos everywhere! (Complete the rhyme.)
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Amy CK 13h
I'm not saying I keep sex toys on every available surface but fucking hell, sanitising the house before MIL comes over is a task & a half.
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Amy CK 15h
Replying to @homeboygamer @bbcthree
Yes she enjoys sex. Like most humans - I would wager including you. Don't you want women to enjoy sex?
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Amy CK 15h
Getting cheap same-day matinee tix and going to a show. Browsing . Pretending to be wealthy and browsing .
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Amy CK 16h
Replying to @Girly_Juice
I don't have any suggestions (don't really do lipstick) but had to say those are the cutest kitty ears ever πŸ’œ
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Amy CK 16h
Replying to @Girly_Juice
Eh, breakups suck - it's okay to take as long to heal as you need!
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Amy CK 23h
Replying to @husbandspassion
Dude. Did you just rhyme Presbyterian with lesbian? 😍😍😍
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Amy CK 23h
Replying to @husbandspassion
OMG πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ
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Amy CK Sep 21
Replying to @CoffeeAndKink
Fuck it. I'm writing this. What rhymes with "biphobic" and "spaghetti girls I slept with in college?"
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Amy CK Sep 21
Replying to @CoffeeAndKink
from Avenue Q to parody how ridiculous this statement and other nonsense is.
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Amy CK Sep 21
I wish I could write song filks because I really want to do "Everyone's a Little Bit Bisexual" to the tune of Everyone's a Little Bit Racist
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Amy CK Sep 21
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Amy CK Sep 21
Replying to @Dawn_Serra
A5. That my kinks are okay. That my body is beautiful. That the ways I experience pleasure are valid even if it isn't a male gaze wet dream.
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Amy CK Sep 21
Replying to @Dawn_Serra
A4 Consent. Female pleasure. Masturbation. How to ask for what you want. That non hetero and non monogamous relationship exist & are valid.
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Amy CK Sep 21
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